1. Yes, there are tunnels. No, they aren't magical. minnesotaminnie / Via Twitter: @MinnesotaMinnie They're called the "Utilidors," and they run underground throughout the Magic Kingdom. Why? The Utilidors are the main way cast members can get to different sides of the park. They're also used to transport trash out of the view of the guests. 2. The costuming department is amazing. View this post on Disney / carousel-of-progress / Via carousel-of-progress.tumblr.com Disney has costumes for everything. Have you noticed how every person at a restaurant, resort, and attraction has a different costume? Have you noticed that Mickey Mouse has multiple outfits for every occasion? They're all stored in costuming, which is a wonderland. 3. If you see a cast member named Chris from Orlando, their name probably isn't Chris, and they probably aren't from Orlando. stormy_the_lost_girl / Via instagram.com Any time a cast member forgets their name tag at home, they get a substitute name tag for the day. Substitute name tags are all "Chris from Orlando." There's probably a cast member actually named Chris who's from Orlando, and that lucky person never has to remember their name tag. 4. There are parties exclusively for cast members, and they come straight from every Disney nerd's dreams. View this post on hauntedmansionbackstage / Via hauntedmansionbackstage.tumblr.com As a cast member, we get tours of dark rides with the lights on, parties where special characters come out, and special access to parks after hours. It's pretty legit. 5. We have to stay on schedule, and we're not sorry. pleasestepouttoyourleft / Via pleasestepouttoyourleft.tumblr.com We can't make exceptions for Fastpasses, meet-and-greets, or reservations if you're late. Unfortunately, there has to be a cutoff somewhere. If you wait until the last minute, we're going to turn you away. We've got to stick to the clock, but it's nothing personal. 6. Sometimes, we stay in character even when we visit the parks as guests. chlorinne / Via Twitter: @Chlorinne There is nothing more strange than the look parents give you when you're in ripped jeans and a Thrasher shirt and ask their child, "Are you having a magical day, princess?" 7. Cast members have a certain way they point their fingers. kaho16y / Via instagram.com It's called the Disney point, and it's a two-finger point with the middle and index finger. We do it because pointing with one finger is considered rude in some cultures. Walt Disney also used to point with two fingers because he almost always had a cigarette in his hand. 8. We're the best people to go to the parks with because we know them inside and out. fishseanwoo / Via Twitter: @FishSeanWoo We know exactly which wall opens in the expanding hallway of The Haunted Mansion, and we always stand next to it so we're the first ones in line in the next room. We also have our Tell-A-Cast memorized, which tells us everything from the times of all the shows to the nearest place to get a turkey leg. 9. We have to follow the "Disney look." nobodylovesringostarr / Via nobodylovesringostarr.tumblr.com We take out any piercings that aren't one earring on each ear, we have to cover up tattoos, boys can't have long hair, and nail polish has to be a neutral tone. 10. We do, in fact, fangirl over Mickey Mouse. volghiras / Via Twitter: @volghiras We also consider him our boss or — wait for it — the big cheese. 11. If we had a dollar for every time we asked someone to stay behind the yellow line, we would be retired by now. christophermore / Via instagram.com We also tell people to "Get off of the railing" and to "Stop hanging on the rope." 12. Our feet hurt almost 100% of the time. lgreenberg / Via Twitter: @lgreenberg We never stop moving. We'll work a full shift and then walk around the parks to kill time until fireworks. The only way we survive is with arch support. 13. Friends that work at rides with long waits are very valuable. linsper23 / Via Twitter: @linsper23 Having friends from different attractions is the best. Not only do you get a taste of what their job is like, but they know how long lines are throughout the day (plus, they can probably slip you through the Fastpass line if they're working). 14. You can make anyone happy with a Disney sticker, so we have a ton of stickers everywhere. enigmatichayley / Via instagram.com We collect stickers in our purses, wallets, bags, and pockets. We also have park maps, expired Times Guides, and empty PhotoPass cards that somehow follow us home. 15. We always get hit up for Disney tickets. rinamariese / Via Twitter: @rinamariese You'd be amazed how many people come out of the woodwork to be our best friends so they can snag some free guest passes. 16. A lot of times, we let mean guests roll off of our backs. View this post on thefunnythingtheycalllife / Via thefunnythingtheycalllife.tumblr.com People at Disney get hot, tired, and crabby. Sometimes, they like to take their grumpiness out on us. Their complaints are nothing we haven't heard before. 17. Princesses are just coworkers. awblogno / Via awblogno.tumblr.com We fangirl over them for approximately two days when we first start working at Disney. After that, we just end up talking to them about TV shows and their favorite Applebee's appetizers. 18. We respect parents who power through a full day at the parks. mattmunyon / Via Twitter: @mattmunyon We see kids in the morning that are happy and full of life. They sit nicely in their strollers and gasp at all the merriment. Then, we see them at night. They're tired, they cry, and they play "the stroller is lava." Parents are champions. 19. We're great at telling stories. nyanielle / Via nyanielle.tumblr.com We don't break character. We're storytellers. We have no problem telling you, in eerily specific detail, why things are the way that they are, even if it's not the truth. We'll say anything to preserve the magic. 20. The people we work with make our job 18,000% better. stephjjolly / Via Twitter: @stephjjolly At the end of the day, all we want is someone to relate to. Our friends are there to do late-night runs to iHop after the park closes, to go to fireworks on our day off, to have photoshoots with us in our costumes, and to stay in and eat pizza when we don't want to deal with the crowds. 21. Our favorite people to talk to are kids. waltlizneyworld / Via instagram.com Kids at Disney are the best. They play along with us, ask us really good questions, and are usually very respectful. 22. Finally, we tell you to have a magical day because we genuinely want you to. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Pixar We really do care about guests. They are magical.