15 Hilarious Letters To Santa That Are Neither Holly Nor Jolly

"Your good list is emty, and your life is emty."

1. You think you understand pain, Santa?

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2. You can't even make a G.I. Joe jet. Who do you think you are?

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3. You're ruining lives.

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"You have no idea what you just did. I really tried to believe. Everyone tole me its your parents. I can't believe you anymore. Is the Easter bunny real? How about the tooth fairy, huh? You just ruined a 10-year-old child's LIFE. Thanks. Nothing will make me feel better. You lied to me about something I loved that BROKE my heart. #MiddleFingerEmoji"

4. You think your sleigh is magical?

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5. You are stupid.

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6. You capitalist pig.

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7. You can't deliver.

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8. And there are going to be consequences.

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9. Also, why are you so fat?

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10. Eat your vegetables, dude.

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11. Are you even real?

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"Dear Santa, are you real? How could you go to a bigger city in one night? But I want to know how you do it. If you are real, do you have super magic with your suit? I just want a CD, book Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Good luck, Santa. I will wait for you on Dec 24, 2017, and you are my hero with your magic!!!"

12. Prove it.

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"5. How many elves are there?

6. Who is your favorite elf?

7. Why do you wear red?

8. How do I know you are real? Can you prove it?

From, Emmy"

13. You're a fake.

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14. You sit on a throne of lies.

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15. Finally...just don't.

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