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They get into some serious stuff while we're sleeping.
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And, on the internet, I've seen them do some pretty naughty things.
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Plus, who knows what they see us do?
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Which is why I think we need to do something about them once and for all.
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And utilize one of these very good hiding ideas.
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Because...do they even make kids behave like parents say they do?
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Or do their house's just kind of look like this?
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Do they really watch us?
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Because there's a lot I don't want Santa to know about.
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Honestly, I've just continued retweeting this, because I don't want to end up like the next picture.
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Barbie, I can only assume, didn't retweet that tweet.
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Which is why we need to take all precautions.
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Because we're all humans living in an elf's world.
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If you don't have an Elf on the Shelf, be warned.
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Because there's mischief in those eyes.
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We don't know what's under that blushing, grinning exterior.
