1. Drake & Josh is legendary. But, I'm here to say the title should've been Megan, Drake & Josh because Megan is LEGENDARY.
2. She didn't care about your feelings.
3. She didn't care who was listening.
4. SHE TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS.
5. AND DAMN DID I RESPECT HER FOR IT.
6. SHE DIDN'T GET PUSHED AROUND.
7. SHE DIDN'T CARE IF SHE LEFT YOU WITH A PSYCHOTIC DOG. SHE DID IT ANYWAYS.
8. SHE DIDN'T NEED YOUR PITY.
9. SHE WASN'T HERE FOR YOUR INSULTS.
10. MEGAN DID WHAT MEGAN WANTED.
11. AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT.
12. KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? ZERO SHITS.
13. SHE BASKED IN OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY.
14. AND SHE TOOK EVERY OPPORTUNITY SHE SAW.
15. YOU THINK YOU HAVE AN ALLY? WRONG.
16. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS.
17. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SILLY GAMES.
18. SHE IS MEGAN. FOREVER SHALL WE APPRECIATE HER GLORIOUS REIGN ON NICKELODEON.
MEGAN, I LOVE YOU.