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I Purposely Made This Ikea Quiz To Raise Your Blood Pressure, And It Will

Ikea is the ultimate test of strength.

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  1. What are you going to build?
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    A Bed Frame
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    A Chair
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    A Dresser
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    A Book Case
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    A Desk
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    A Table
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  2. Do you stop to get meatballs?
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    You know I do.
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    Meatballs won't help me build furnishings.
  3. You wrote the wrong number of the piece you wanted on the show floor, and now you can't find it in the warehouse. What do you do?
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    Gently weep while looking at the time and your aching feet. Hang your head. Fix your mistake.
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    Openly weep. Lie down on the hard concrete and roll around until somebody finds you and offers help.
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    Curse out loud. There's no better way to channel your rage.
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    Curse under your breath. Ikea is a family place.
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    Roll your eyes and go back up to the showroom for the right number, stepping a little bit heavier than before.
  4. You get home and see that all of the instructions are in a different language. You:<br /><br />
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    Get your phone out and open Google Translate.
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    Call Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea himself (because yeah, you looked it up), and tell him that he better get you a new set of instructions before you start slingshotting Swedish meatballs at the white couches in the nearest Ikea superstore.
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    Follow the pictures. Putting together Lego sets as a kid is about to pay off.
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    Go to the happy place in your head, where the unicorns prance freely and the furniture is already assembled.
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    Crumple them up and throw them across the room. Walk across the room, pick them up, and un-crumple them because you can't build Ikea furniture without instructions.
  5. When you took one of the pieces of wood out of the box, it left a huge scuff mark on the piece below it. How are you feeling?
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    You're just happy the floor didn't get scuffed.
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    You're feeling like you're about to fight a piece of furniture.
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    You get it. The furniture was inexpensive and you weren't careful. Accidents happen.
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    Need. Stress. Ball. Now.
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    You're tearing up, muttering, "I try to be a good person. I really do. Why does this stuff happen to me?"
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    Eh, you can just paint it. Who cares?
  6. You look at the picture and realize you don't have the correct screwdriver.
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    Make a run to the hardware store. You could use some fresh air.
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    Take the screwdriver you have in your hand and throw it at the wall like a dart.
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    Make yourself a screwdriver.
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    Go over to your neighbor's house and ask them if they have your sanity because you lost it.
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  7. Your loved one starts to help, but you notice they put a piece of wood on the wrong way. Ikea tests all relationships, so you:
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    Tread lightly because you don't want to end up in a big fight.
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    Go into the other room because you're going to get mad if they screw up your hard work.
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    Wait for them to realize their mistake, then help them fix it.
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    Seethe quietly knowing that you'll pay them back by watching Game of Thrones without them.
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    Start yelling uncontrollably. Don't just stop at what they're currently doing wrong! Bring up all the things that have bothered you since you've known them.
  8. You put a plastic nail in too aggressively and broke it in the furniture. Now what?
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    Go to the window. Look longingly out the window. Search for answers.
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    START CRYING. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. CRYING. GOOD.
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    Leave it in. Who cares?
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    Now it's time to hunt for the gasoline and matches because we're going to set this thing ablaze.
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    Take a pencil and shove it right next to the plastic nail. Then, take a hammer and pound the screw through. It really isn't that hard.
  9. You're halfway done building your piece when you realize you've been looking at the instructions upside down the whole time. You:
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    Walk away for a hot second and take a breather.
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    Open your laptop and write a passionate Facebook rant about the terrors of building furniture.
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    Flip them around and start unscrewing things.
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    Call your mom and hope she'll praise your hard work.
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    Call Ikea and ask them, "WTF?"
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    Scream loudly into a pillow.
  10. You just finished, but in an effort to play with you, your dog jumped on the furniture and broke it! What do you do?<br />
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    Pet the dog's head. He didn't mean to. He's a good boy. Survey the damage and start to rebuild.
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    Reflect on your self-worth. Question why you got a dog. Ponder whether or not IT WOULD KILL IKEA TO MAKE THEIR FURNITURE A BIT MORE STABLE.
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    Think about all your mistakes and wonder what you did to deserve this. Fall to your knees and cry.
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    Swear to never build a piece of Ikea furniture again. Rent a wood chipper and shred the thing into a million pieces.
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    Call a professional. You're done trying.

 
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