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This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class 😭 he said if we have questions to just email him
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Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM https://t.co/lBsjZprtPt
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HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
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My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college.
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat
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I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title...hows your day going?
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High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt
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me dragging my last 2 brain cells to class cause we need this degree
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me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again
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today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent
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So turns out my professor is a straight savage... 😳😂
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The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied.....&.....pasted???
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Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students:
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My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom. Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders
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me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years:
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When one of my professors goes 30 seconds over their time
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tfw your words go viral, and your punk student doesn’t cite his source. https://t.co/WDDoS0iOHq
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frat boys before heading to happy hour https://t.co/Zk55IBWauk
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This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library
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My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing
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Girls will go to the library pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicolored pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee then just sit on their phone for two hours
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me coming back to twitter after studying for 3 minuets
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meeting with your advisor to discuss classes for next semester https://t.co/QS8LWnJzEj
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I just got out of a speeding ticket because I told the cop how I have 14 chem homework problems due at 11:59 and how I already failed this course once and he cut me off and told me to “just go... you don’t need this right now” thank you jerry. you a real one.