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27 Tweets That Prove College Students Are Way Funnier Than The Rest Of Us

"The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied...and...pasted???"


This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class 😭 he said if we have questions to just email him


Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man


Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM


HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos


My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college.


100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?


i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat


I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title...hows your day going?


High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt


me dragging my last 2 brain cells to class cause we need this degree


me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again


today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent


So turns out my professor is a straight savage... 😳😂


The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied.....&.....pasted???


Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home


high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students:


My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom. Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders


me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years:


When one of my professors goes 30 seconds over their time


tfw your words go viral, and your punk student doesn’t cite his source.


frat boys before heading to happy hour


This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library


My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing


Girls will go to the library pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicolored pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee then just sit on their phone for two hours


me coming back to twitter after studying for 3 minuets


meeting with your advisor to discuss classes for next semester


I just got out of a speeding ticket because I told the cop how I have 14 chem homework problems due at 11:59 and how I already failed this course once and he cut me off and told me to “just go... you don’t need this right now” thank you jerry. you a real one.