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    Justin Bieber, Hillary Clinton, And 22 Other Famous People Who Were Ripped Apart On "Between Two Ferns"

    "I walked out of that movie. I'm just kidding, I didn't walk out — I skipped out because I was so happy to be leaving."

    1. When President Barack Obama made it perfectly clear that Zach Galifianakis was the exact opposite of "a person of interest":

    Zach: I don't have a phone. I'm off the grid, I don't want you people, like, looking at my texts if you know what I mean Obama: First of all, Zach, nobody's interested in your texts
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    2. When Zach delivered this gem to John Legend:

    Zach: Can I get an autograph for my mom John: Sure, no problem Zach: Because she wants to give it to her mom
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    3. When Zach's question made Benedict Cumberbatch's jaw drop:

    Zach: You got your start doing theater and independent films and now you're acting in  Marvel movies. How good does it feel to sell out?
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    4. But Zach didn't stop there:

    Zach: if you didn't have an accent, do you think people would be able to tell that you're not a very good actor?
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    5. When Zach struggled to find ways to talk to a young Justin Bieber:

    Justin: are you going to say anything? Zach: Yeah I've just never interviewed a 7-year-old before. What was the last toy you got in a happy meal?
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    6. And when Zach ran out of Happy Meal talk:

    Zach: You've had three hairstyles. What's next for your career?
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    7. When Zach took a swing at Hillary Clinton's fashion sense:

    Zach: I'd love to meet the person who makes your pant suits Hillary: Oh really Zach: Yeah, because for Halloween, I wanted to go as a librarian from outer space
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    8. When Conan O'Brien came in full steam...

    Conan: How are you? Good to see you, Zach Hey uh congratulations on the new role, I understand you're playing Papa Smurf in the live action Papa Smurf movie
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    9. ...only to turn around and get totally owned by Zach:

    Zach: Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, I was just listing my favorite Tonight Show hosts in order
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    10. When Zach ended Michael Cera with one word:

    Zach: Have I told you that I enjoyed the movie Superbad? Michael: No Zach: Good
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    11. When Zach executed a flawless backhanded compliment:

    Zach: there's a big conspiracy that you're not aging because you're immortal. Is that why your movies feel like an eternity
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    12. And Keanu Reeves sent it right back to him:

    Keanu: Well, eternity feels shorter than this
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    13. When Zach accidentally mixed up Bruce Willis's awards:

    Zach: Let's talk about, uh, where do you keep your Oscar I mean your, uh Blockbuster entertainment award, where do you keep that
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    14. When Matthew McConaughey knew exactly what he was in for:

    Zach: Of all the things you can win an Oscar for, how surprised are you that you won one for acting Matthew: Here we go
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    15. And when Zach made him wish he'd never come on:

    Zach: I noticed you're wearing a shirt. Is everything OK?
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    16. When Bradley Cooper walked right into this one:

    Zach: Are you nominated Bradley: Yeah I'm nominated for best actor, Zach: How's bragging camp going
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    17. When Zach annihilated Jerry Seinfeld with just a caption:

    Jerry Signfeld Funny 1993–1997
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    18. And things got worse when the interview started:

    Zach: You know that movie you made called Bee Movie? Do you think it should've been called d-minus movie
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    19. When Hailee Steinfeld immediately regretted doing the show:

    Zach: You've been in Pitch Perfect 2 and 3. Do you ever wish you were in the good one?
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    20. And needless to say...

    You have 12 million Instagram followers. How long did it take for you to apologize to each one of them for Bumblebee?
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    21. ...it went downhill from there:

    Zach telling her he didn't walk out of that movie, he skipped out because he was so happy to be leaving, and she says "Wow"
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    22. And when he found a way to take a jab at John Cena, who wasn't even there:

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    23. When Zach dished out this one-two punch to Brad Pitt:

    Zach: Is it hard for you to maintain a tan because you live in your wife's shadow?
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    24. When Barack Obama took Zach down a few notches on his own show:

    Zach: It must kinda stink though that you can't run three times Obama: Actually, I think it's a good idea. If I ran a third time, it'd be sort of like doing a third Hangover movie. Didn't really work out very well, did it?
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    25. When Zach suggested a name change for Jon Hamm:

    Zach: Have you ever thought about, for show business, changing your name from Jon Hamm to like Jon Sausage or Stuart Turkeylink
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    26. And when he didn't stop with the naming jokes when Chance the Rapper came on...

    Zach: Do you have any siblings? Chance: I have a brother, yeah Zach: What does he do for a living? Chance: He's a rapper too Zach: What's his name, Community Chest the Rapper?
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    27. ...or Brie Larson...

    Zach: I heard that Brie Larson isn't your real name, that you changed it for show business. Is your real name Gorgonzola Larson?
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    28. ...Awkwafina...

    Zach: My guest today is Aquafina. Like the water? Awkwafina: It's spelled differently. Zach: Was Shasta taken?
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    29. ...Benedict Cumberbatch...

    Benadryl Cumberbash "Holmes and Watson"
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    30. ...or Christoph Waltz:

    Zach: Have you ever considered changing your name to Christoph Breakdance?
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    31. When John Legend was exposed for who he truly is:

    Jon Legend: Michael Bublé impersonator
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    32. When Zach was just trying to relate to Keanu Reeves:

    Zach: You have a big scar, I hear, from a motorcycle accident. I have a similar scar on my leg. I walked out of the movie Lake House and bumped into the seat in front of me
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    33. And Keanu turned the tables on him:

    Zach: Do you research your roles? Keanu: Yeah Zach: Have you ever considered researching a character that has taken an acting class? Keanu: Right now I am acting like this is fun, how am I doing?
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    34. When Zach had Jon Hamm back on the show, only to hit him with this:

    Zach: Bradley Cooper cowrote, produced, directed, and starred in A Star Is Born; are you hoping that will open doors for other hot idiots?
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    35. When Ben Stiller didn't quite understand that the question would turn into a roast:

    Zach: What movie in your career have you been in that you're not crazy about Ben: I was in a movie called Highway to Hell Zach: Mine's Night at the Museum 2 Ben: I thought you were referring to movies we were actually in Zach: No the movies you've been in
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    36. When Zach was just trying to convince Steve Carell to do a normal interview:

    Zach telling Steve I'm not going to say your character in Despicable Me, I hear they were going to base the nose on the character on your nose, but decided to go for something less cartoonish, I'm not going to say that
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    37. When Zach gave Paul Rudd this devastating "would you rather":

    Zach asking Paul Rudd which do you prefer, being in Marvel movies or being in stuff nobody's ever heard of?
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    38. Finally, when Paul did the impossible and flipped Zach's setup into a compliment:

    Zach: Are you practicing, Paul: No, I'm not a practicing Jew, I've perfected it
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