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16 Canadian Tumblr Posts That Will Make America Say, "Right In Front Of My Salad?"

I thought what we had was special.

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1. When they grilled us on our national anthem...

yoprinceass / Via yoprinceass.tumblr.com

2. ...whoops, I'm sorry, national anthems.

youdbeagooddalek / Via youdbeagooddalek.tumblr.com

3. When they showed Americans why they can't have nice things.

creamiepuffs / Via creamiepuffs.tumblr.com

4. And they rubbed in how much safer they were.

frigidloki / Via frigidloki.tumblr.com

5. When they joked about leaving us.

the-random-thought-caravan / Via the-random-thought-caravan.tumblr.com

6. When they started to gang up on us.

loomn / Via loomn.tumblr.com

7. When they gave America a brief history lesson...

zachspencer / Via zachspencer.tumblr.com

8. ...and then they rubbed in that they were the favorite.

amejizutoproductions / Via amejizutoproductions.tumblr.com

9. When they proved they knew how to get to Americans.

captaintoedrag / Via stabs.tumblr.com

10. When they went there.

swarleyu / Via swarleyu.tumblr.com

11. When they gave zero fucks about telling everyone how they felt.

krisjenner / staplescanada / twitterlols / Via twitterlols.tumblr.com

12. When they brought the beaver into it.

creeds-thoughts / Via creeds-thoughts.tumblr.com

13. And when they threw shade.

assbanditkirk / Via assbanditkirk.tumblr.com

14. When they called out beef.

ilovemakeupbeybeh / Via ilovemakeupbaybeh.tumblr.com

15. When they questioned America's motives.

basicmom / Via thosefunnyones.tumblr.com

16. And finally, when all America wanted to do was have a good time.

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