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Gossip Girl: Caption That Stock Image

Figure out which Gossip Girl you are by how you caption these stock images

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  1. Caption this image

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    Look at all the fucks I don't give
    If she has the camera, who took this picture?
    Searching for the fucks I don't give
    Looking for a fuck to give
    I have not seen another human in 24 hours
    what are thoooooose
    Tryna spot your man cheatin like
    When she says, "If you can find me, you can have me?."
    Katherine spying on Kyle like
  2. Caption this image

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    All right ladies now let's get in formation
    Should organ donation be made compulsory?
    Marching into hell like
    When she says "come over I have nuggs"
    When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see the MARCHING BAND
    this isn't how I imagined the black parade would be
    Me not when you try to rain on my parade
    Swiggity swooty marching for that booty!
    All the high people on hashbash
  3. Caption this image

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    This is the shittiest first date I've ever been on, Steve.
    Should governments penalize people for unhealthy lifestyles?
    duck duck GOOSE
    Quack quack I'm gonna hit you in the sack
    Child: "Are they gonna fight yet, daddy?" Dad: "Be patient, Bobby." Mom: "But I paid for blood, Steve." Dad: "Calm your pants, Sharon."
    and that son is how your mom got attacked by a goose at a water polo meet
    Watching these geese about to attack Alyssa
    Son, look at nature being invaded by us poopy humans wow so beautiful??
    Watch out Alyssa, those geese are coming for you
  4. Caption this image

    *teen angst: a visual guide*
    Is truth relative, or a matter of opinion?
    They danced and laughed as they threw the remains of his friends at him
    You need some tp for your shitty opinion
    That'll teach them not to steal my Eggos.
    take that you stupid tree!
    No skoool xD
    This was a shitty tree anyway...
    Squad seeking revenge on Kyle's house
  5. Caption this image

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    He was not a good boy :(
    Which would you rather be - an unhappy human being or a happy dog?
    WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
    COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
    You have to watch out for the tiny ones
    wow I've never seen that trick before
    I'm the captain now
    Oh they finally locked up Donald Trump! Get it? Because he is known to have small hands, and hands are kinda like paws, and it's a small dog- ahh forget about it.
    What happens when tour guides talk shit about MCB
  6. Caption this image

    Gettin dat green doe
    Is it wrong to grow brain dead babies to harvest their organs?
    bandz make her dance
    What the financial aid office think I be like
    All the money I would have if I ACTUALLY HAD AN INTERNSHIP
    this is a weird flip book
    I only deal on the side
    Me when I'm done working my shift on the corner of Ass and Play.
    I bet rich people whipe their asses with 100 bills
  7. Caption this image

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    ReAdInG iS cOoL kIdZ
    If super-intelligent aliens want to eat humans, are they wrong?
    wow i have knees
    Get you a man who does both
    I bet I'm the first skateboarder you've met who likes to read
    this is how you do it, right?
    And on today's episode of WTF, I'll get grass stains all over my white shoes
    "Insert joke directed at Brooke here."
    Your shoes are dirty
  8. Caption this image

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    Meechiguan vs Meechiguan State
    What is wrong with incest?
    nice titties ya got there
    When you need to lowkey touch the tiddies
    UofM player: "Don't touch me there." MSU player: "Why?" Michigan player: "That is my no no square"
    my coach always said grab 'em by the nips
    TITTTIES!!!!
    Scientists all agree that the titty grab-and-twist is the most successful football defensive strategy. Thanks to the Pope for showing Harbaugh some new moves (?), it is now being incorporated into football teams around the nation.
    Eww this gives me nightmares about all the football players I dated in high school
  9. Caption this image

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    Ghost writer
    Can computers think, or fall in love?
    rawr xD
    Identity thief she like
    When y'all are ghosting the chat
    damn boy, check out that ghostly booty
    Figure 1: The translucent man attempts to rearrange his flowers
    When a ghost tries filing your taxes for you, but is none the less unsuccessful.
    All the guys who ghosted me in high school
  10. Caption this image

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    Petri city
    Should we fear death?
    that is way too many petri dishes
    Creating a new invincible boubonic plague for all y'all who have wronged me
    I'll get the right formula for Kuzko's poison this time, for sure.
    *bill nye theme song voice* science rules
    All this agar yet you still a bacterial mess
    Poker as a scientist, but it's less fun and pays more.
    Me hiding behind my lab partners in orgo lab
  11. Caption this image

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    YES MOM I WOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF IF ALL OF MY FRIENDS DID IT
    Can we be certain of anything?
    let's all jump away from our problems!!!!
    Yes kids! Suicide is fun!
    Mom: "If all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you--" Me: *jumps off the cliff* byyyyyyye
    and if all your friends jumped off a cliff you would too? - moms everywhere
    Running away from responsibilites like
    When you know you're about to be drowning in pussy.
    Jumping into unenlightenment
  12. Caption this image

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    Me when I pay my tuition
    Why believe in electrons and blackholes if we can't see them?
    Mrs. Piggy had it coming
    What I'm actually like (I'm looking at you office of financial aid)
    "I call this one 'College Life at a Big Ten School.' Thoughts?"
    rip in pieces wilbur
    Me tryna pay my tuition
    My life.
    Accurate representation of my GPA

Gossip Girl: Caption That Stock Image

You got: Mary

Ever heard of NASA and chill?

Mary
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You got: Emily

We can go to panch... or bubble tea!

Emily
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You got: Brooke

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing JUST FINE, ya bitch

Brooke
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You got: jrobes

The pun didn't work with starbucks, but you can appreciate the sentiment...

jrobes
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