“I knew she wasn’t 120 pounds, which wasn’t my type.”
33 More Actors Whose Onscreen Chemistry Was So Undeniable, They Changed Their TV Shows For The Better
"If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights."
Bless your heart.
Here's looking at you, Michael Cera.
Say hello to Murphy-style desks and drop-leaf dining sets.
A is for "absolutely awesome and amazing."
Their kids have no idea what they're up against.
"Can we talk about my name for a second?"
"He decided to just go for it and kiss me. Honestly, best make out session I've had."
Because somehow it's already been 10 years since 2011.
A little schadenfreude to brighten your day.
Why did vibrators look like egg whisks? And why did people go swimming in smocks?
"My husband thought that when a woman has a cold, somehow her vagina has a cold, too."
"Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?"
Warning: This post may make you never want to date again.