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Okay, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Ignorant Americans Who've Gotten Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion So Far This Year
We gotta get it together, my fellow Americans.
This TikToker Is Calling Out How All Celebrities Buy The Same Boring, Expensive Furniture And Accessories, And It's Perfect
"Update your fantasy. You don't have to get a sofa that looks like a shar pei dog."
I can't even imagine what these people have gone through!
"Starbucks lemon loaf looks like Phoebe Bridgers."
My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 23 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time This Week
There's so much more than what meets the eye. So, so much more.
The professor email, AYFKM?
"parents get so bent up when you claim to love your pet like a child but the fact is i love my dog a lot more than some of your dads loved you." —@missmayn
People On TikTok Are "Mewing" To Get Snatched Jawlines, So I Asked A Plastic Surgeon If It Actually Works
It actually has a bizarre history.
"Netflix and chill is over, it's time to HBO Max and climax."
Women Are Sharing All The Things That Actually AREN'T Made For Us At All, And The List Is Infuriatingly Long
We just accept that our seatbelts slide up and dig into our necks, and honestly, we shouldn't.
"They're the ones who want to organize high school reunions every five years."
21 Of The Stupidest Comments About Pronouns From People That Probably Should've Just Kept Their Mouths Shut
Not Lavern Spicer thinking Shakespeare would be on her side...
"Only doing nice things for clout. I’m looking at all the influencers who film themselves giving food, blankets, money, etc., to homeless people. Tell me they’d do that if there wasn’t a camera filming them."
Not Allowing Their Employees To Wear Coats In The Middle Of Winter, And 14 Other Straight-Up Evil Moves From Crappy Bosses That Make Me Want To Riot
Banning headphones, limiting bathroom breaks to five minutes or less, and more.
28 Stories From Graveyards, Funeral Homes, And Hospitals That Range From Freaky To Genuinely Heartbreaking
"Now, I am sitting here worrying about 'my' ghost baby. Is it lonely? I hope not."
Seriously: The ring isn't going to fit.
People Think That This 22-Year-Old Bride Is Being Totally Unreasonable For Not Inviting A 20-Year-Old To Her "Child-Free" Wedding, But What Do You Think?
"Since my fiancé and I are child-free and because we plan to have alcohol at our wedding, we decided to have a child-free wedding with the age cutoff at 21."
Being a woman online is soooo fun (not).
"Describing Oneself As This In An Unironic Way": People Are Sharing The Signs That Immediately Reveal Someone Is Pretentious
"My cousin, for example, rolls every 'r' on a Spanish word like 'burrito.' Meanwhile she's been to Puerto Rico twice."
I Feel Like I Wasn't Supposed To See These 25 Photos, But I'm Gonna Show 'Em To You Juuuust In Case They Mysteriously Disappear
I'm gonna be checking the bubbles in my drink for a secret message for the rest of my life, TBH.
My Teeny Little Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 60 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Month
I seriously cannot get over how cool all these pictures are.
One guy's girlfriend requirements include being willing to take a lie detector test every six months...yikes.
Imagine being this self-absorbed!
Sure, William Shakespeare could write a mean sonnet, but could he write a perfectly snarky message to put on a cake in order to troll their friend 6 feet under the ground? I don't think so!
These 19 Men Who Felt Entitled To A Woman Make Me Want To Scream "She Doesn't Owe You Anything" Off Every Rooftop In Existence
"Not trying to be weird. I do apologize for this, but I couldn’t wait. I am a firefighter, and despite those sweatpants, I find you attractive. Text me."
Note to self: Always double-check your toothbrush.
A mistake is a mistake.
Treating people with kindness goes a long way, folks.
Nothing quite like spiders, clowns, and strange cloud formations to keep you warm at night.
One woman bought her dress for $1. Yeah, you heard me right.
"It Was The Worst Tattoo I'd Ever Seen In My Life": Brand Logos, A Murder Scene, And 22 Other Horrifically Cringey Tattoos That Apparently Exist Out There
"A defendant in the courtroom I've seen had 'Homicide' tattooed on his face, over his eyebrow. Not a great look."
Scientists should study what makes Paddington 2 the perfect film.
"'Let's gooooooo' is the male equivalent of 'slay.'"
The nudes sent with a special effect...
People Are Sharing Things They Grew Up Believing From Their Parents That Ended Up Being Totally Wrong
"[They said] that it was illegal to drive with the reading lights on in the car."
"I would rather die than play with my kids. It's boring beyond acceptability."
People Are Sharing The Things They Don't Buy Anymore Because They Have Gotten Too Expensive, And There Were A Few Items On This List I Didn't Realize Had Gone Up In Price
Whether it's your grocery store bill or the price of a cup of cold brew, you probably have noticed that everything is more expensive than it was a year or two ago. But for some people the increased prices have made some things not worth the price.
An Artist Used AI Technology To Imagine What Different Countries Would Look Like As Women, And I'm Truly Blown Away
There's no one more beautiful than Ethiopia.
People On TikTok Are Saying That Eating Oranges In The Shower Is A "Life-Changing" Experience, So I Did It
Regaining my zest for life after trying this. 🍊
These roasts are going to keep us warm all winter.
Not like you were planning on it, but never go up against an elephant seal, which I recently found out can be so big that they wreck cars.
"Were you thinking of paying me?" "Lol nope."
People Are Sharing The "Signs" Of Someone Being Intelligent That Actually Don't Mean That You're Smart
"People use the phrase 'according to science' to seem more factual and intelligent than they really are."
My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 20 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I can't get over how fascinating these all are.
Okay, that parking garage column, though…
"I need you to be out of the flat on weekdays during normal working hours because I work from home, and I need the place to myself."
"Door is unlocked. Please come place food in the freezer and refrigerator."
"I'm a nice guy who helps old people across the street. I'm also married and looking for discreet shenanigans."
"The large boulder the size of a small boulder."
Women Are Sharing The Things They Really Wish Other Women Would Stop Telling Them, And Some Of These Reallllly Resonated
It's 2023, stop telling people they need a man's permission to do things!
17 Unbelievable Things People Found In Thrift Stores That'll Make You Genuinely Angry You Didn't Find Them First
Sustainable shopping apparently has many perks, aside from helping the planet.
In Honor Of Greta Thunberg's Andrew Tate Comeback, Here Are 29 More Times Incels And Sexist Trolls Were Absolutely Destroyed In Just A Few Words
"Women are attracted to actual intelligence, not incel-ligence."
"When I was around 10, I remember having a dream where the ground split into two. I'm used to having very vivid dreams and thought nothing of it. The next day, however, California had a 6.4 earthquake near my home."
Not great, folks. Not great at all.
I hate to be that person, but I'm seriously judging anyone who picks #7.
"Use an old pillow case to clean ceiling fans with as little mess as possible. Just put the pillow case over the fan blade and wipe all the dust into the pillow case. It keeps the dust and fuzz from flying around the room."
"Who Says A Little Coochie Lip Ruins A Look?" — Women Who Bought The Skims Micro Bralette And Thong Are Sharing Their Thoughts
"I see a lot of people joking about how much this piece would cover, and I think we all need to accept that just because things don't fit us the way they fit Kendall Jenner, doesn't mean they look absurd or comical — they look just as hot. Who says a little coochie lip ruins a look? Or some visible areola? Not me!"
"In general, white therapists tend to not understand that a form of boundary setting with my family that completely writes them out of my life is not in the realm of possibility for me. Writing off my family is not happiness-maximizing/self-actualizing."
I would pay good money to hear the mental gymnastics these people did to convince themselves that they were in the right.
People Are Sharing Things That Elementary School Teachers Told Them That Were Totally Wrong, And I Can't Believe Some Of These
"As a nerdy kid interested in space, I told her that it’s the moon actually reflecting the light of the sun, but she did not believe me."
Okay, I Can't Stop Laughing At These People On The Internet Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses So Far In 2023
Such a beautiful way with words.
These Brave Souls Admitted To Moments When Their "Spicy Audios" Unexpectedly Played Out Loud, And It's Equally Awkward And Hilarious
"I was listening to a spicy audio at work when my boss came up to me. [They] took out my earphone and it started playing on my phone full blast."
When aliens come to Earth, one of the first works of art we show them should be the Derry Girls pilot.
If you were considering an internet break, this article will be the final nail in the coffin.
If "Oops, oh well" was a person.
Imagine going through life thinking like this.
I'm Dying Laughing At These Scammers Who Tried To Rip People Off And Got Totally And Completely Destroyed In The Process So Far In 2023
These just fill my heart with joy.
Love is a battlefield, and people are losing the war every day.
People Are Reacting To A Viral Tweet Saying "Don't Ask Your Friends To Help You Move," So I'm Curious If You Think It's OK To Ask Friends For These Things
"I'm not risking friends slipping a disc for my sectional couch."
My Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 22 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I honestly can't believe I didn't know any of this.
The Miley imitation...
"Nice tweet, let's get you to cognitive behavioral therapy."
Hey, let's stop bringing women we barely know to graveyards.
"To cut back on carbs and sugar, all I’ve eaten all day is potato chips and chocolate."
The DM convo...
Sleeping In Bras, Impossible Superhero Costumes, And 21 More Movie Details That Make It Difficult For Audiences To Suspend Their Disbelief
The French are passionate about baguettes, but not nearly as much as Hollywood is.
I will NEVER look at human beings the same again.
This Woman Doesn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Changing Her Last Name Back After Getting Divorced — Now Her Ex Is "Uncomfortable," And She Wants To Know If She's In The Wrong
"Due to the stupidity of the time and social pressure, I added my husband's last name to my name. So all my documents, like identification, driver's license, passport, all credit cards, and voter registration card, have his last name at the end."
I'm not going to lie — I'm guilty of a lot of these, too.
People Are Sharing The "Cozy Spaces" They've Created For Themselves, And It's So Addicting To Look At
People are out here living the coziest lives I've ever seen.
People Are Sharing Habits And Behaviors They Wish Would Be Accepted As "Normal," Rather Than Unfairly Judged
Normalize wearing comfy old sweatpants and a T-shirt in public.
Prayers up to these poor souls.
People Are Revealing The Things They Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And I Am Truly Confused How They Didn't Figure Them Out Sooner
Okay, but TIL that Disney had their own version of "Mambo No. 5" called "Disney Mambo No. 5," which was also sung by Lou Bega.
"Yeah taxes are stressful but you ever have a server pull up a chair to your table, then sit down and explain how the restaurant works while making unwavering eye contact" —@KathrynKvas
"Paying $200 for a required college textbook, in order to read the required 1/10th of it, and then the college making it obsolete the next year even though it's only a year old, so you can't even sell it back."
50 Things Basically Every Single American Believes Are Completely Normal But Are Actually Very, Very, Very Strange
Points were made, folks. Points were made.
Lord Forgive Me, But The Wiggles Have A Hot New Member Who's Covered In Tattoos, And People Can't Stop Thirsting
The Wiggles weren't wigglin' like this when I was younger.
That feeling when you accidentally argue against yourself. 😳
"NEVER READ THE COMMENTS?!" HA! WHAT ABOUT THESE?!
Come on, folks. The year just started.
"Since you won this TV in a raffle, donate it to me instead of selling it for money."
"If you have no hate in your heart…grow up. Look around you."
My Tiny Little Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 23 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I just find all of these so, so fascinating.
Planking, Ringtones, And 17 More Things People Are Sharing That Basically Disappeared Without Anyone Noticing
Man, TVs really were a lot different back in the day, weren't they.
People Think This Woman Should Divorce Her Sexist Husband For Shaming Her About Her Period, And I'm Curious If You Agree
"I got up, stood in front of him while he was still eating, and pulled down my pants and showed him my underwear."
"Got two more Klarna payments on this dozen of eggs and they gone be paid in full."
"February 14, but no 1 4 me."