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I Honestly Believe No One Under The Age Of 20 Will Know What Any Of These Things Are
And if you do know what these things are, I'm sorry: You're old.
Okay, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Ignorant Americans Who've Gotten Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion So Far This Year
We gotta get it together, my fellow Americans.
This TikToker Is Calling Out How All Celebrities Buy The Same Boring, Expensive Furniture And Accessories, And It's Perfect
"Update your fantasy. You don't have to get a sofa that looks like a shar pei dog."
29 Unfortunate Work Fails That I'm 99.9% Sure Will Give You Secondhand Embarrassment
I can't even imagine what these people have gone through!
18 Hilarious Viral Tweets From This Week
"Starbucks lemon loaf looks like Phoebe Bridgers."
My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 23 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time This Week
There's so much more than what meets the eye. So, so much more.
31 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women So Far In 2023
"parents get so bent up when you claim to love your pet like a child but the fact is i love my dog a lot more than some of your dads loved you." —@missmayn
People On TikTok Are "Mewing" To Get Snatched Jawlines, So I Asked A Plastic Surgeon If It Actually Works
It actually has a bizarre history.
I'm Belly Laughing At These Tweets From This Weekend
"Netflix and chill is over, it's time to HBO Max and climax."
Women Are Sharing All The Things That Actually AREN'T Made For Us At All, And The List Is Infuriatingly Long
We just accept that our seatbelts slide up and dig into our necks, and honestly, we shouldn't.
19 Things That Scream, "I Peaked In High School" And Deserve To Be Called Out As Such
"They're the ones who want to organize high school reunions every five years."
21 Of The Stupidest Comments About Pronouns From People That Probably Should've Just Kept Their Mouths Shut
Not Lavern Spicer thinking Shakespeare would be on her side...
18 "Normal" Things In Our Society That Are Actually, Pretty Weird, Cruel, Damaging, Etc.
"Only doing nice things for clout. I’m looking at all the influencers who film themselves giving food, blankets, money, etc., to homeless people. Tell me they’d do that if there wasn’t a camera filming them."
Not Allowing Their Employees To Wear Coats In The Middle Of Winter, And 14 Other Straight-Up Evil Moves From Crappy Bosses That Make Me Want To Riot
Banning headphones, limiting bathroom breaks to five minutes or less, and more.
28 Stories From Graveyards, Funeral Homes, And Hospitals That Range From Freaky To Genuinely Heartbreaking
"Now, I am sitting here worrying about 'my' ghost baby. Is it lonely? I hope not."
20 Poor Souls Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You
Seriously: The ring isn't going to fit.
People Think That This 22-Year-Old Bride Is Being Totally Unreasonable For Not Inviting A 20-Year-Old To Her "Child-Free" Wedding, But What Do You Think?
"Since my fiancé and I are child-free and because we plan to have alcohol at our wedding, we decided to have a child-free wedding with the age cutoff at 21."
Women Are Sharing The Worst DM's They've Ever Received, And I'm Begging Men To Just Leave Us Alone
Being a woman online is soooo fun (not).
"Describing Oneself As This In An Unironic Way": People Are Sharing The Signs That Immediately Reveal Someone Is Pretentious
"My cousin, for example, rolls every 'r' on a Spanish word like 'burrito.' Meanwhile she's been to Puerto Rico twice."
I Feel Like I Wasn't Supposed To See These 25 Photos, But I'm Gonna Show 'Em To You Juuuust In Case They Mysteriously Disappear
I'm gonna be checking the bubbles in my drink for a secret message for the rest of my life, TBH.
My Teeny Little Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 60 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Month
I seriously cannot get over how cool all these pictures are.
31 Dating Profiles So Horribly Cringe-Worthy, I Can't Believe Someone Actually Posted Them
One guy's girlfriend requirements include being willing to take a lie detector test every six months...yikes.
18 Selfish People Who Live In Their Own Little World Where They're The Only Person Who Matters
Imagine being this self-absorbed!
25 People Who Used The English Language To Be Total Freaking Smartasses
Sure, William Shakespeare could write a mean sonnet, but could he write a perfectly snarky message to put on a cake in order to troll their friend 6 feet under the ground? I don't think so!
These 19 Men Who Felt Entitled To A Woman Make Me Want To Scream "She Doesn't Owe You Anything" Off Every Rooftop In Existence
"Not trying to be weird. I do apologize for this, but I couldn’t wait. I am a firefighter, and despite those sweatpants, I find you attractive. Text me."
50 People Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You
Note to self: Always double-check your toothbrush.
27 Screenshots Of People Who Had ONE JOB And Still Blew It In The Worst Way Possible
A mistake is a mistake.
21 Times Bosses Went Above And Beyond For Their Employees, Proving Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Treating people with kindness goes a long way, folks.
17 Creepy "One In A Million" Images That Will Probably Leave You Feeling Unsettled
Nothing quite like spiders, clowns, and strange cloud formations to keep you warm at night.
Brides Shared Photos Of Their Thrifted Wedding Dresses, And Every Single One Is $100 Or Under
One woman bought her dress for $1. Yeah, you heard me right.
"It Was The Worst Tattoo I'd Ever Seen In My Life": Brand Logos, A Murder Scene, And 22 Other Horrifically Cringey Tattoos That Apparently Exist Out There
"A defendant in the courtroom I've seen had 'Homicide' tattooed on his face, over his eyebrow. Not a great look."
"Such A Fantastic Way To End That Movie": 15 Movies That Conclude With Moments Of Utter Joy
Scientists should study what makes Paddington 2 the perfect film.
These 53 Hysterically Funny Tweets Had Me Cracking Up All Month Long
"'Let's gooooooo' is the male equivalent of 'slay.'"
25 Messages That Went Viral This Month
The nudes sent with a special effect...
People Are Sharing Things They Grew Up Believing From Their Parents That Ended Up Being Totally Wrong
"[They said] that it was illegal to drive with the reading lights on in the car."
19 Screenshots Of Helicopter Parents Who Desperately Need To Loosen Their Grip
"I would rather die than play with my kids. It's boring beyond acceptability."
People Are Sharing The Things They Don't Buy Anymore Because They Have Gotten Too Expensive, And There Were A Few Items On This List I Didn't Realize Had Gone Up In Price
Whether it's your grocery store bill or the price of a cup of cold brew, you probably have noticed that everything is more expensive than it was a year or two ago. But for some people the increased prices have made some things not worth the price.
An Artist Used AI Technology To Imagine What Different Countries Would Look Like As Women, And I'm Truly Blown Away
There's no one more beautiful than Ethiopia.
People On TikTok Are Saying That Eating Oranges In The Shower Is A "Life-Changing" Experience, So I Did It
Regaining my zest for life after trying this. 🍊
19 People Who Got Roasted So Hard It's Going To Ruin Their Whole Damn 2023
These roasts are going to keep us warm all winter.
17 Objects So Strangely Large, I Had To Double Check The Pictures Weren't Photoshopped
Not like you were planning on it, but never go up against an elephant seal, which I recently found out can be so big that they wreck cars.
15 Embarrassing Screenshots Of Siblings Exhibiting The Most Entitled Behavior
"Were you thinking of paying me?" "Lol nope."
People Are Sharing The "Signs" Of Someone Being Intelligent That Actually Don't Mean That You're Smart
"People use the phrase 'according to science' to seem more factual and intelligent than they really are."
14 People Who Had A Really, Really Treacherous Week
The toilet...
My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 20 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I can't get over how fascinating these all are.
I'm Cackling At These 18 Hilarious Tweets From This Week
Okay, that parking garage column, though…
15 Screenshots Of Roommate Drama That Have Me Desperately Looking For One-Bedroom Apartments
"I need you to be out of the flat on weekdays during normal working hours because I work from home, and I need the place to myself."
16 Screenshots Of Rude And Entitled Customers Who Need To Be Banned From Instacart
"Door is unlocked. Please come place food in the freezer and refrigerator."
17 Screenshots Of Men Who Think They're "Nice Guys" That Prove They Are The Furthest Thing From It
"I'm a nice guy who helps old people across the street. I'm also married and looking for discreet shenanigans."
I'm Dying At These Viral Tweets From This Weekend
"The large boulder the size of a small boulder."
Women Are Sharing The Things They Really Wish Other Women Would Stop Telling Them, And Some Of These Reallllly Resonated
It's 2023, stop telling people they need a man's permission to do things!
17 Unbelievable Things People Found In Thrift Stores That'll Make You Genuinely Angry You Didn't Find Them First
Sustainable shopping apparently has many perks, aside from helping the planet.
In Honor Of Greta Thunberg's Andrew Tate Comeback, Here Are 29 More Times Incels And Sexist Trolls Were Absolutely Destroyed In Just A Few Words
"Women are attracted to actual intelligence, not incel-ligence."
23 Times People's Dreams And Nightmares Actually Happened IRL That Are Giving Me The Spooks
"When I was around 10, I remember having a dream where the ground split into two. I'm used to having very vivid dreams and thought nothing of it. The next day, however, California had a 6.4 earthquake near my home."
Oh My God, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 20 People Who Are Having The Absolute Worst Week Ever
Not great, folks. Not great at all.
This Viral Tweet About Pens Is Dividing The Internet, And I Want To Know Where YOU Stand
I hate to be that person, but I'm seriously judging anyone who picks #7.
14 Life Hacks That I'm Kicking Myself For Not Thinking Of First
"Use an old pillow case to clean ceiling fans with as little mess as possible. Just put the pillow case over the fan blade and wipe all the dust into the pillow case. It keeps the dust and fuzz from flying around the room."
"Who Says A Little Coochie Lip Ruins A Look?" — Women Who Bought The Skims Micro Bralette And Thong Are Sharing Their Thoughts
"I see a lot of people joking about how much this piece would cover, and I think we all need to accept that just because things don't fit us the way they fit Kendall Jenner, doesn't mean they look absurd or comical — they look just as hot. Who says a little coochie lip ruins a look? Or some visible areola? Not me!"
Asian Americans Are Sharing Why They Prefer BIPOC Therapists, And This Is So Valid
"In general, white therapists tend to not understand that a form of boundary setting with my family that completely writes them out of my life is not in the realm of possibility for me. Writing off my family is not happiness-maximizing/self-actualizing."
23 People Who Woke Up, Decided It Was Everyone Else's Problem, And Chose To Be A Menace
I would pay good money to hear the mental gymnastics these people did to convince themselves that they were in the right.
People Are Sharing Things That Elementary School Teachers Told Them That Were Totally Wrong, And I Can't Believe Some Of These
"As a nerdy kid interested in space, I told her that it’s the moon actually reflecting the light of the sun, but she did not believe me."
Okay, I Can't Stop Laughing At These People On The Internet Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses So Far In 2023
Such a beautiful way with words.
These Brave Souls Admitted To Moments When Their "Spicy Audios" Unexpectedly Played Out Loud, And It's Equally Awkward And Hilarious
"I was listening to a spicy audio at work when my boss came up to me. [They] took out my earphone and it started playing on my phone full blast."
"Absolute Banger Of A First Episode": 21 TV Pilots That Are Simply Excellent
When aliens come to Earth, one of the first works of art we show them should be the Derry Girls pilot.
19 Straight-Up Disturbing Photos That'll Haunt You For Weeks — You've Been Warned
If you were considering an internet break, this article will be the final nail in the coffin.
22 Mistakes Workers Made That You Can't Even Be Mad At Because Technically, They Did Their Job
If "Oops, oh well" was a person.
24 "I'm So Self-Centered And Oblivious" Screenshots That Are Pure Entitlement
Imagine going through life thinking like this.
I'm Dying Laughing At These Scammers Who Tried To Rip People Off And Got Totally And Completely Destroyed In The Process So Far In 2023
These just fill my heart with joy.
17 Humiliating Messages Where People Got Rejected That Prove How Bleak Dating Is Today
Love is a battlefield, and people are losing the war every day.
People Are Reacting To A Viral Tweet Saying "Don't Ask Your Friends To Help You Move," So I'm Curious If You Think It's OK To Ask Friends For These Things
"I'm not risking friends slipping a disc for my sectional couch."
My Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 22 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I honestly can't believe I didn't know any of this.
14 People Who Failed Hard This Week
The Miley imitation...
So, Here Are The Funniest Tweets Of The Past Week
"Nice tweet, let's get you to cognitive behavioral therapy."
22 Absurd And Inappropriate Places That Men Have Taken Women For A Date
Hey, let's stop bringing women we barely know to graveyards.
19 People Who've Already Failed At Their New Year's Resolutions
"To cut back on carbs and sugar, all I’ve eaten all day is potato chips and chocolate."
I'm Dying At These Viral Tweets From This Weekend
The DM convo...
Sleeping In Bras, Impossible Superhero Costumes, And 21 More Movie Details That Make It Difficult For Audiences To Suspend Their Disbelief
The French are passionate about baguettes, but not nearly as much as Hollywood is.
22 Wild Facts About The Human Body That Are Actually Really, Really Fascinating
I will NEVER look at human beings the same again.
This Woman Doesn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Changing Her Last Name Back After Getting Divorced — Now Her Ex Is "Uncomfortable," And She Wants To Know If She's In The Wrong
"Due to the stupidity of the time and social pressure, I added my husband's last name to my name. So all my documents, like identification, driver's license, passport, all credit cards, and voter registration card, have his last name at the end."
People Are Sharing Common Things A Lot Of Us Say We Do, But Truthfully We Don't Do At All
I'm not going to lie — I'm guilty of a lot of these, too.
People Are Sharing The "Cozy Spaces" They've Created For Themselves, And It's So Addicting To Look At
People are out here living the coziest lives I've ever seen.
People Are Sharing Habits And Behaviors They Wish Would Be Accepted As "Normal," Rather Than Unfairly Judged
Normalize wearing comfy old sweatpants and a T-shirt in public.
19 People Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You
Prayers up to these poor souls.
People Are Revealing The Things They Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And I Am Truly Confused How They Didn't Figure Them Out Sooner
Okay, but TIL that Disney had their own version of "Mambo No. 5" called "Disney Mambo No. 5," which was also sung by Lou Bega.
21 Funny Tweets By Women That Will Give You The Will To Live Another Week
"Yeah taxes are stressful but you ever have a server pull up a chair to your table, then sit down and explain how the restaurant works while making unwavering eye contact" —@KathrynKvas
19 Things We Unquestionably Accept Even Though They’re An Absolute Scam
"Paying $200 for a required college textbook, in order to read the required 1/10th of it, and then the college making it obsolete the next year even though it's only a year old, so you can't even sell it back."
50 Things Basically Every Single American Believes Are Completely Normal But Are Actually Very, Very, Very Strange
Points were made, folks. Points were made.
Lord Forgive Me, But The Wiggles Have A Hot New Member Who's Covered In Tattoos, And People Can't Stop Thirsting
The Wiggles weren't wigglin' like this when I was younger.
24 People Who Accidentally Called Out THEMSELVES Online
That feeling when you accidentally argue against yourself. 😳
22 Screenshots Of Hilarious Internet Comments That Made Me Spit-Take All Over My Desk
"NEVER READ THE COMMENTS?!" HA! WHAT ABOUT THESE?!
25 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Actually Posted On The Internet So Far This Year
Come on, folks. The year just started.
21 People Who Just Wanted To Sell Stuff Online But Encountered The Worst Potential Buyers
"Since you won this TV in a raffle, donate it to me instead of selling it for money."
34 Hilarious Jokes From 2023 So Far That Are Already Legendary
"If you have no hate in your heart…grow up. Look around you."
My Tiny Little Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 23 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I just find all of these so, so fascinating.
Planking, Ringtones, And 17 More Things People Are Sharing That Basically Disappeared Without Anyone Noticing
Man, TVs really were a lot different back in the day, weren't they.
People Think This Woman Should Divorce Her Sexist Husband For Shaming Her About Her Period, And I'm Curious If You Agree
"I got up, stood in front of him while he was still eating, and pulled down my pants and showed him my underwear."
Just 15 Tweets About How Expensive Eggs Are Right Now
"Got two more Klarna payments on this dozen of eggs and they gone be paid in full."
Here Are The Best Tweets Of The Week, Just For You
"February 14, but no 1 4 me."
