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    Craigslist Advertises Creepy Upper East Side Sex Ritual

    From the depths of Craigslist, we bring you: the world's worst sex-ritual party. So, right away you know this is a cult thing, which is pretty rad. But even better: You're not allowed to talk! So it'll be like "Eyes Wide Shut" or your 10-year marriage.