1. Not sure what's going on but I'm in here until further notice.
2. Can they tell from my body language that I'm actually not into this conversation right now.
3. Can everybody please stop asking the cat why she's wearing a top hat right now, we're partying.
4. Don't understand why I can't just rest my feet on this small cup.
5. OK can we talk about this later I'm literally in the middle of something.
6. Hi, how are things going for you?
7. Not sure what the problem is with my footwear.
8. This is my good side. Can you take, like, 20 photos of me like this.
9. Did she seriously just fart and walk away like that?
10. I'M VERY AWAKE AND ALIVE RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHERE ARE WE GOING?
11. You have one second to tell me what's going on and why I'm wearing this.
12. Cannot feel my arms right now, dude. But I will also tell you that I don't regret the catnip.
13. I'm in a tray because it's nice in here. Big whoop.
14. Is this a selfie? Am I taking a selfie?
15. OK WHOA, HOLD UP.
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