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Which Hilarious "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Cold Open Matches Your Personality Best?

Which "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Cold Open Matches Your Personality?

You're out on a case and need backup. Who do you call first?

You get back to the precinct after a tough collar. Who would you least like to see waiting for you at your desk?

In perhaps the most iconic cold open of the show, Jake completes the "full bullpen" across freshly buffed floors, only to run into Captain Holt in the elevator.

"The Full Bullpen"

With Gina glued to her phone, every member of the precinct tries a different tactic to make her look up. Terry's success has grave consequences.

"Make Gina Look Up"

When Holt compliments Jake on a report, he replies, "Thanks, dad," and no one lets him forget it, including his perp.

"Jake's Freudian Slip"

Every member of the Nine-Nine tries their hand at predicting how Captain Holt will react to eating a marshmallow for the first time. The winner is delightfully unexpected!

"Holt Impressions"

Boyle pulls out the best Dianne Wiest pun in his repertoire, and gets a stone cold, unamused glare from Jake in return.

"Dianne Wiest Infection"

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