This is her profile.
And these are the responses.
1. Some guys were happy for an excuse to bust out some obscure 'Seinfeld' references.
5. Other guys just want to take Elaine out for Chinese food.
8. Some guys see her as a zany kindred spirit.
12. Some respondents were hung up on the Christmas card nip slip.
15. But mostly, these guys are looking for a woman like Elaine.
Our hearts go out to the guys who think she's real. But it all confirms what we already knew: That Elaine Benes is the most adorable woman to ever appear on a sitcom.