【画像】なんで俺だけ…。もう料理なんてしないと決めた瞬間
もういいや。全部捨てちゃえ。
Twin Mommy and lover of all things Disney, all things pink, all things espresso, and all things margarita. ;-)
もういいや。全部捨てちゃえ。
ある日出社すると、デスクが全部アルミホイルに包まれていました。
"My science teacher was arrested for murdering someone in a church parking lot!"
These weddings had some unbelievably funny moments.
おいおいおい、バービー人形があられもない姿に(涙)
They have no business making the workplace this funny.
They caught their parents WAY off guard with their hilarity.
"Until you have a dog, you have no idea what could be eaten."
Dog owners: "Their name is Buddy." Cat Owners: "Their name is Cool Ranch Dorito."
"I love when my husband says, 'Correct me if I'm wrong,' like I would ever pass up that opportunity."
"I knew I was done when I realized I'd never had the freedom to just be an adult."
"My student got so angry he grabbed a Chromebook and bent it with his bare hands!"
"My wife just told me her birthday is tomorrow — like, wow, maybe more of a heads-up next time."
"Took my kids to church for the first time and my daughter asked who the ninja was. It was the priest."
But their hearts were in the right place...I think.
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"
"I've been married for over 16 years. I barely can remember what 'that thing I like' is."
Dads. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
"I heard my dad whisper, 'Oh, it's really hard, alright."
結婚式は「人生で最高の日」ってみんな言うけどさ…