"I can tell how in love a couple is by whether they're paying attention to each other during the shoot or me."
Women Are Sharing The Things Guys Do That Turn Them Off Immediately And It Is All The Truth There Ever Was
"Talking shit about all your 'crazy ex-girlfriends.' Either you have bad taste, or they weren't the problem."
Parents Are Sharing The Hilarious Reasons They've Had To Pick Their Kids Up From School And You Will Seriously Laugh 'Til You Cry
"A parent at our school had to come get their kid who was caught selling imaginary friends to the younger students for $1 a piece."
Their husbands never stood a chance.
"When someone texts me, 'I have to tell you something face-to-face.' Please just text it so I can melt down in private."
"Husband: 'Why are you so tired?' Me: 'Because I'm assembling a person and there are a lot of little pieces!'"
'Cause we want it that way.
They give "for better or for worse" a whole new meaning.
Nobody ever said breastfeeding was glamorous.
People Are Sharing Their "OMG, My Parents Are Gonna Kill Me!" Moments From Childhood And They Are Wildly Satisfying
"I entered the computer room to see my dad staring at the erotic story I wrote about my religion teacher."
Baked with a little bit of love and a whole lot of pettiness.
"I realized I was done having kids when I locked myself in the bathroom to cry in peace."
"Our youngest lightly bumped into something, if you're wondering why she's wearing 37 band-aids."
"Roses are red, violets are red, you're losing so much blood I can't believe you're not dead."
"My son doesn't know that I know he searched for 'movies with most boobs' last week."
"You know you're done having babies when you hear a pregnancy announcement and you're relieved it isn't you."
A girl, a guy, a canoe ride.
"Me to my son: 'You remind me of me.' My son: 'That's just mean.'"