These dads are in rare form.

Asia McLain • 20 hours ago

Sometimes you just gotta "call in pregnant."

Asia McLain • 2 days ago

"Hope Santa's bringing me some new hair for my bald patches tonight."

Asia McLain • 2 days ago

"No, it does not mean we don't love our children."

Asia McLain • 10 days ago

Let's face it — moms ruled 2018.

Asia McLain • 10 days ago

Some kids are just born weird.

Asia McLain • 12 days ago

Squeeze. Release. Smile. Repeat.

Asia McLain • 12 days ago

"I picked up a chocolate bar and my 3-year-old daughter mooed at me."

Asia McLain • 13 days ago

"I worked at a vet's office when I had my baby, and whenever a puppy cried, I'd let down."

Asia McLain • 16 days ago

Sometimes you have to tweet to keep from crying.

Asia McLain • 17 days ago

"My son literally has to carry a picture of me with him everywhere because no one believes I'm his mother."

Asia McLain • 17 days ago

"Ms. Jenny, I think your legs are whiter than yesterday."

Asia McLain • 19 days ago

"For future reference, don't put diapers in the microwave."

Asia McLain • 20 days ago

"That awkward moment when a kid comes up to my son and says, 'Is THAT your mom?'"

Asia McLain • 27 days ago

It's all fun and games until someone gets squirted in the face.

Asia McLain • 28 days ago

"I was changing my daughter's diaper in the back of my SUV and a stranger said that I was teaching her to expose herself in public."

Asia McLain • One month ago

"Our sex life now is a lot like drinking my morning coffee — we either do it super fast or it goes cold and untouched."

Asia McLain • One month ago

Of course, Meghan and Harry have a knack for breaking tradition.

Asia McLain • One month ago

Moms deserve a little relaxation.

Asia McLain • One month ago

Not including the actual word "pregnant."

Asia McLain • One month ago