Time to spill the beans, Ladies.
Because the teenybopper in you really wants to know.
Dads practically invented savagery.
"My nephew refused to wear socks because they were puppet bodies."
Dear Moms, never stop texting us.
"Like" if you've been there, parents.
They definitely earned their diplomas after these.
Let it flow, let it flow, can't hold it back anymore!
"Boys will be boys" just doesn't cut it.
You're gonna need all the Kleenex for this one.
The happiest timed quiz on Earth.
Don't cry because it's over, laugh because you tripped onstage.
"I wish I knew that daycare would cost more than my actual mortgage."
No selfies with the Queen.
Are you raising a little Gryffindor or a mini-Slytherin?
Because life changed forever.
This is some damn good advice, y'all.
Are those turkey legs totally the best or definitely the worst?
Is Peppa totally cute or annoying AF?
"Sorry for what I said while I was raising children."