"Me to my son: 'You remind me of me.' My son: 'That's just mean.'"
"I've got terminal cancer, and she's still here."
Es gibt schwanger – und es gibt so richtig schwanger!
Margaritas and cosmos and mojitos, oh my!
"When my first kid set-up a tea party outside my bathroom door because I was her only playmate."
"Checking with my husband before making plans with you is not a control thing, it's a respect thing."
F-A-U-L, und nicht mal eine Ausrede parat.
Let's see how your cookie cravings measure up.
This Mom Collects Her Kids' Friends' Phones When They Come Over And, Of Course, Parents Have Thoughts
"I love my kids' friends so much that I want them to talk to each other at our house."
"I said that my back hurt, and my husband's uncle responded, 'Maybe next time you'll swallow!'"
"That every time you think you've gotten a handle on parenting, all of the rules change."
Adding to the family ain't for the faint of heart.
"If you don't have a favorite stall in the local Target bathroom, are you even a mom?"
They're keeping up with technology like only they can.
"A customer came into my store, saw that I was pregnant, and said, 'I hope you're married.'"
"If you need a break, take one. You're not a bad parent for taking a breather."
"I spent ten minutes trying to figure out why my Target card wouldn't work at Walmart."