Parents·Posted on Sep 17, 201714 Times Women Were So Excited To Be Pregnant They Did Some Weird Fucking ThingsYou've totally done these things.by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You take a picture of your at-home pregnancy test and text it to someone. @mydearsamantha / Instagram / Via instagram.com They probably don't need to see the actual stick you peed on but you just can't resist. 2. And then you find a perfect spot to stash it because you're totally keeping it forever. McLain / Buzzfeed I mean, it's a souvenir from the best day of your life, so... 3. And you immediately figure out which fruit or veggie represents the current size of the baby you're carrying inside because, Baby Watch 2017. @lauzzlii / Instagram / Via instagram.com Omg, today Baby is the size of a...dill pickle? 4. You try really hard to keep your pregnancy a secret and fail miserably. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC But you only tell your closest besties. And sometimes Facebook. 5. You start blaming everything on pregnancy brain pretty fucking immediately. NBC Oopsie. 6. While you're at it, you start using pregnancy as an excuse to get out of things you don't want to do, TBH. E! "So what I'm only two minutes pregnant – you should do the dishes. Think of the baby!" 7. And you swear you can tell who your baby looks like from the ultrasound photo. bit.ly / Via Creative Commons He totally has his mommy's eyes. 8. You buy all the pregnancy books you can find and you read them all. @brittney.leblanc / Instagram / Via instagram.com Three words: add to cart. 9. And you totally give your partner reading assignments, too. @mhwebb14 / Instagram / Via instagram.com 10. You sign up for a million pregnancy listserves. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Community Channel / YouTube And you definitely regret it later. 11. You become a hot sobbing mess when you see baby product commercials on TV. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo Because, all of a sudden, poop blowouts really touch your soul. 12. You start considering every name you hear as a potential baby name. CBS You definitely asked your barista how they spell their name so you could determine if it's a fit. 13. You go to Target to ogle at itty-bitty baby stuff. @sarinarussomano / Instagram / Via instagram.com And, TBH, you get a little misty-eyed. 14. And you pin like you've never pinned before. LadyMcLain / Pinterest / Via pinterest.com After all, you only have nine months to plan your kid's whole childhood.