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    14 Times Women Were So Excited To Be Pregnant They Did Some Weird Fucking Things

    You've totally done these things.

    1. You take a picture of your at-home pregnancy test and text it to someone.

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    They probably don't need to see the actual stick you peed on but you just can't resist.

    2. And then you find a perfect spot to stash it because you're totally keeping it forever.

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    I mean, it's a souvenir from the best day of your life, so...

    3. And you immediately figure out which fruit or veggie represents the current size of the baby you're carrying inside because, Baby Watch 2017.

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    Omg, today Baby is the size of a...dill pickle?

    4. You try really hard to keep your pregnancy a secret and fail miserably.


    But you only tell your closest besties. And sometimes Facebook.

    5. You start blaming everything on pregnancy brain pretty fucking immediately.



    6. While you're at it, you start using pregnancy as an excuse to get out of things you don't want to do, TBH.


    "So what I'm only two minutes pregnant – you should do the dishes. Think of the baby!"

    7. And you swear you can tell who your baby looks like from the ultrasound photo. / Via Creative Commons

    He totally has his mommy's eyes.

    8. You buy all the pregnancy books you can find and you read them all.

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    Three words: add to cart.

    9. And you totally give your partner reading assignments, too.

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    10. You sign up for a million pregnancy listserves.

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    And you definitely regret it later.

    11. You become a hot sobbing mess when you see baby product commercials on TV.


    Because, all of a sudden, poop blowouts really touch your soul.

    12. You start considering every name you hear as a potential baby name.


    You definitely asked your barista how they spell their name so you could determine if it's a fit.

    13. You go to Target to ogle at itty-bitty baby stuff.

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    And, TBH, you get a little misty-eyed.

    14. And you pin like you've never pinned before.

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    After all, you only have nine months to plan your kid's whole childhood.