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This kid, who left an unpleasant conundrum for the next person:
2.
This kid, who was totally out for revenge:
3.
This kid, who made fun of their mom for not having a date:
4.
This kid, who has a unique welcome message for their new sibling:
5.
And this kid, who has cruel, cruel timing:
6.
This kid, who tasted every single nectarine on the counter and felt nothing:
7.
This kid, who's gonna watch their iPad in whatever position they please:
8.
This kid, who serves their science lessons with a side of savagery:
9.
This kid, who is not in the mood for your love notes:
10.
This kid, who gets a little territorial when it comes to pizza:
11.
This kid, who opened everything, and closed nothing:
12.
And this kid, who doesn't care how long you spent baking bread:
13.
This kid, who couldn't be bothered to put the tops back on:
14.
These kids, who went around the "no painting in the house" rule:
15.
This kid, who is literally flushing money down the toilet:
16.
And this kid, who masterminded a creepy ass scene that their parents will never, ever forget:
