1. This kid, who knows that nothing is free in this world:
2. This kid, who will find a way around your stinkin' rules:
3. This kid, who will call a victory whenever he damn well feels like it:
4. This kid, who is already a master in the art of intimidation:
5. And this kid who's going to have it all and there's nothing you can do about it:
6. This kid, who will try and get away with whatever he can.
7. This kid, who knows how to get out of an uncomfortable situation:
8. This kid, who has a brilliant solution for every problem:
9. This kid, who delegates when the situation calls for it:
10. This kid, who is more resourceful than you'll ever be:
11. And this kid, who sees no problem with a little tough love:
12. This kid, who totally has their priorities straight:
13. This kid, who already knows it's a "dog-eat-dog" world, literally:
14. And this kid, who knows she has to show up, but doesn't have to pretend to like it:
