1. This kid, who knows that nothing is free in this world:

2. This kid, who will find a way around your stinkin' rules:

3. This kid, who will call a victory whenever he damn well feels like it:

4. This kid, who is already a master in the art of intimidation:

5. And this kid who's going to have it all and there's nothing you can do about it:

6. This kid, who will try and get away with whatever he can.

7. This kid, who knows how to get out of an uncomfortable situation:

8. This kid, who has a brilliant solution for every problem:

9. This kid, who delegates when the situation calls for it:

10. This kid, who is more resourceful than you'll ever be:

11. And this kid, who sees no problem with a little tough love:

12. This kid, who totally has their priorities straight:

13. This kid, who already knows it's a "dog-eat-dog" world, literally:

14. And this kid, who knows she has to show up, but doesn't have to pretend to like it:
