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    16 Totally Real Tweets That'll Make You Go, "Damn, Kids Are Gross!"

    They're lucky they're cute.

    1. This kid, who really didn't want to change their underwear:

    Lurkin' Mom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

    2. This kid, who answered a question we didn't ask:

    Hidethecookiejar / Via Twitter: @hidethecookie

    3. This kid, who didn't have the words but definitely had the guts:

    Jenny with a Y / Via Twitter: @Valress

    4. This kid, who is working on their table manners:

    Cult Mother Person / Via Twitter: @yazzymint

    5. And this kid, who is independent in all ways possible:

    Emma Morris / Via Twitter: @happyemzy

    6. This kid, who used their skivvies for entertainment purposes:

    your mom / Via Twitter: @eff_yeah_steph

    7. This kid, who gives new meaning to the word "floatie:"

    The Mrs. Man / Via Twitter: @carrie_rothman

    8. This kid, who shared their snack unintentionally...or not?

    Very Stable Genius Krysti / Via Twitter: @TheRuntSquad

    9. This kid, who forgot to keep their tongue to themselves:

    Christina Ferraro / Via Twitter: @ChrisFerraroCNP

    10. And this kid, who didn't eat it, tho:

    Evelyn Bysiek / Via Twitter: @EvelynBysiek

    11. This kid, who needed answers:

    Cassie Villela / Via Twitter: @amadoandroman

    12. This kid who doesn't mind eating the same meal twice:

    13. And this kid, who's way too adventurous for their own good:

    Lauren / Via Twitter: @ladyrich713

    14. This kid, whose wrinkles were well-earned:

    Tonya Morton / Via Twitter: @TonyaLouMorton

    15. This kid, who doesn't need no stinkin' plate:

    John Mac / Via Twitter: @johnmacfm

    16. And this kid, whose mom just about sums up what life with kids is really like:

    Lauren / Via Twitter: @ladyrich713

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