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Totally The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions A Pregnant Woman Could Ever Answer

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Sleep like a baby your entire pregnancy but then have a colicky baby who wakes you up screaming every twenty minutes?
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    Toss and turn your entire pregnancy but then have a baby who sleeps through the night every single night?
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Have huge, swollen cankles during your entire pregnancy?
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    Or have your feet grow two whole shoe sizes during pregnancy?
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Your OB make awkward Dad jokes while you're crowning?
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    Or your OB announce every second of your labor like a sportscaster?
  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Pregnancy body pillows get discontinued forever?
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    Or maternity leggings get discontinued forever?
  1. 5. Would you rather...

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    Your water break dramatically during an unexpected run-in with your ex?
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    Or discover your ex and their partner are in labor in the delivery room next to yours?
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    Every maternity parking spot everywhere be taken?
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    Or have five strangers stop and rub your belly every time you go out?
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Have heartburn...for the whole nine months?
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    Or nine months of explosive diarrhea?
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Have your partner pass out during delivery and miss the whole thing?
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    Or have your partner livestream your delivery on Facebook and capture the whole thing?
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Have really amazing pregnancy hair that falls out permanently after childbirth?
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    Or really amazing pregnancy skin that becomes permanently riddled with acne after childbirth?
  1. 10. And lastly, would you rather...

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    Have a one-month pregnancy but have to birth the record world's largest baby vaginally with no anesthesia?
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    Or have a twenty-four month pregnancy but the easiest, most pain-free childbirth ever?