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This wife, who fulfilled her husband's request for "a little something to eat":
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This wife, who left her husband a subtle love note on the morning of his vasectomy:
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And this wife, who was clear about how she felt when her husband forgot to empty the diaper pail:
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This wife, who made her husband the ripped jeans he begged her for:
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This wife, who intentionally mismatched all of her husband's socks after he made fun of her OCD:
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And this wife, who anticipated his middle-of-the-night bathroom trip and decided to make it more interesting:
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This wife, who went with a double entendre on her husband's 40th birthday cake.
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This wife, who woke her husband up to tell him about the "leak" in the bathtub:
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This wife, who just plain scared the shit out of her husband in the middle of the night:
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This wife, who brought her husband back some dessert:
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And this wife, who fulfilled her husband's request for it to be sexier in the bedroom:
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This wife, who packed her husband's lunch with ultra-feminine care:
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This wife, who ordered a pizza using the first name "Sexual" for her husband to pick up:
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This wife, who put this sign over the bathroom door to get her point across:
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And this wife, who wrote words of admiration on his sandwich bags to, um, stimulate lunchroom conversation:
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This wife, who added her husband to a few mailing lists:
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And this wife, who gets my vote for prankster wife of the millennium:
