Community·Posted on Dec 2, 2017What's The Weirdest Thing You've Said As A Parent?Because you totally say the darndest things too.by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Everyone knows that kids say some of the weirdest things you've ever heard. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TLC But TBH, since you've become a parent, you've said some things that are totally random, strangely laughable, and downright weird, too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF PopTv So we want to know the weirdest thing you've said since becoming a parent. Davis Murphy / Via Twitter: @murfguy Maybe it was the time you had to give your kid an unusual lesson in etiquette. R. Squirrel / Via Twitter: @R_Sqrl Or perhaps it was the time you told your kid not to lick the dog back. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC It might have been the time you voiced a sense of relief only a parent can have: B r e / Via Twitter: @HerHashtagLife Or maybe it was the time you said something you never, ever thought you'd say: Chad Orzel / Via Twitter: @DaniKDub Whatever totally weird thing you said, we want to hear it. Tell us about it in the Dropbox below and you could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!