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What's The Weirdest Thing You've Said As A Parent?

Because you totally say the darndest things too.

Everyone knows that kids say some of the weirdest things you've ever heard.

But TBH, since you've become a parent, you've said some things that are totally random, strangely laughable, and downright weird, too.

So we want to know the weirdest thing you've said since becoming a parent.

Maybe it was the time you had to give your kid an unusual lesson in etiquette.

Or perhaps it was the time you told your kid not to lick the dog back.

It might have been the time you voiced a sense of relief only a parent can have:

Or maybe it was the time you said something you never, ever thought you'd say:

Whatever totally weird thing you said, we want to hear it. Tell us about it in the Dropbox below and you could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!