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    Updated on Nov 27, 2019. Posted on Aug 15, 2018

    27 Extremely Ridiculous Bucket List Things People Actually Want To Do

    "Wear a face mask made out of Chick-fil-A sauce."

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest thing they have on their bucket list and they definitely delivered:

    1. "Before I die, I want to treat myself with a face mask made out of Chick-fil-A sauce."

    Fox

    2. "Crash a total stranger's wedding, then stand up and object at the ceremony."

    3. "I want to have dirty, epic sex to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme music."

    Disney

    4. "I've always wanted to literally dropkick someone, just because."

    Bravo

    5. "I want to sleep in a coffin for a night."

    HBO

    6. "I'm dying to run into a store frantically screaming, 'WHAT YEAR IS IT?!'"

    TvLand

    7. "Have sex in a church confessional booth."

    CBS

    8. "I want to go to Starbucks and wait until they call someone's name, then stand up, say 'I volunteer,' and walk away with their coffee."

    TvLand

    9. "Five guys at once."

    TvLand

    10. "I want to eat a tarantula from the Amazon rainforest. Like, actually travel to Brazil, find a tarantula, roast it over the fire like a marshmallow, and eat it."

    NBC

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    11. "I really want to punch someone in the face for no reason."

    12. "Do a bungee jump while wearing a clown suit and honk my horn when I get to the bottom."

    Fox

    13. "I really want to play a dead body on a crime drama, preferably NCIS."

    Bravo

    14. "I want to put orange cones on a random street and control traffic for a day."

    Netflix

    15. "Train a dog to react to Harry Potter spells."

    Warner Bros. Pictures

    16. "To steal a Chick-fil-A cow from a billboard. I don't even know why."

    CBS

    17. "Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other."

    PopTv

    18. "I really want to see a ghost."

    CBC

    19. "Get tased or pepper sprayed, just to know what it feels like."

    20. "To one day fill one of those squirt bottles of mayo with vanilla pudding, go to a public place, and start squirting huge amounts into my mouth to see how people react."

    ABC

    21. "I want to be bitten by a shark. Not to die, but just to have a cool scar!"

    Bravo

    22. "I want to go to another country where I don't know the language and stand in the middle of town unable to understand what anyone is saying."

    23. "I want to stick the tip of a whipped cream can up my butt and release the air to see if my intestines explode or if I'll just get gassy. When I'm like 75, that is."

    Fox

    24. "I've always wanted a wax figure done of myself."

    TvLand

    25. "To be inside the Snoopy costume at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade."

    Warner Bros.

    26. "Squish a watermelon with my thighs."

    27. "I want to hug a full-sized grizzly bear. They look so soft and cuddly! But that'll have to be the final item on my bucket list... because it’s probably the last thing I’ll ever do."

    NBC

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    Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.

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