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    People Are Tweeting Hilariously Weird Things They Did As Kids, And There Are No Words

    "I had a folder in my desk with a hair from every kid in the class on an individual piece of tape with their name just in case cloning technology was ever invented."

    Anyone who was ever a kid can probably think of something really weird that they did growing up.

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    Well, Twitter user @cutecherrybitch asked people what the weirdest thing they did as a kid was:

    whats something weird you did as a kid

    And, of course, people tweeted back with some serious comedy:

    1.

    @cutecherrybitch I said it in the reblog but yall should hear this In like 4th grade I had a folder in my desk with a hair from every kid in the class each on an individual piece of tape with their name just in case cloning technology was ever invented

    2.

    @cutecherrybitch Put all my barbies in the oven and gave the melted plastic to my mom as a gift ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    3.

    @cutecherrybitch Lmfaooo Idk why, but whenever I would finish eating a cupcake Iโ€™d also stick the paper cup in my mouth and chew on it for a bit ....then spit it out???

    4.

    @cutecherrybitch I called vagina my โ€œpah-kink-kingโ€ like what

    5.

    @SavXCVIII @dimplyjoonie @SeemaBoo @cutecherrybitch Omg I used to think that when I ate cereal that I should eat it in pairs so they all go in my stomach with a friend, and I would also think that they all met up and had a party in my stomach

    6.

    @cutecherrybitch I used to enjoy peeling the dead skin off my moms feet๐Ÿ˜ญ

    7.

    @cutecherrybitch my brother and i would eat crackers with soap literally hand soap from the bathroom ๐Ÿฅด

    8.

    @cutecherrybitch Not me, but once I heard someone say that as a kid they thought the laugh tracks in studio audience-type shows was other people watching from home laughing, so theyโ€™d sit really close to the tv and laugh as hard as they could ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    9.

    @cutecherrybitch brought the cat in the bathroom with me because I got lonely

    10.

    @cutecherrybitch I liked to chew the feet off my barbies but I never did it to my Bratz dolls for some reason

    11.

    @cutecherrybitch get leafs and grass and had my own cooking show outside. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    12.

    @cutecherrybitch When my hamster died due to a chair falling on her I stuck a straw in her mouth and blew HARD as a CPR attempt but she just inflated and I accidentally inhaled her organ wind.

    13.

    @cutecherrybitch poked holes on the top of my doll boxes so they could breathe ๐Ÿ˜—

    14.

    @cutecherrybitch Think the moon was following me when I was in the car

    15.

    @cutecherrybitch every animal that passed my house, I brought (snuck) it in. cats, dogs, rabbits, rats...i practically had a zoo in my basement. if I could get it to come to me, it was now mine.

    16.

    @cutecherrybitch act like i was a ninja outside in my backyard by myself ๐Ÿคฃ kicking the air and falling around nโ€™ shit like. what was i on

    17.

    @cutecherrybitch I used Elmerโ€™s glue and would spread it all over my hand. Let it dry. Then proceed to peel. Good times, man.

    18.

    @cutecherrybitch Eat sand on the regular. Different types at various temperatures. I thinks it's the main reason I have such a good palette.

    19.

    @cutecherrybitch stuck a red marker in my nose . rubbed my nose until it was nice and wet . took the marker out. threw it in the trash grabbed tissue . blew my nose and told my teacher my nose bleeding . went to clinic and called my mom bc I wanted to go home and mcdonaldโ€™s

    20.

    @cutecherrybitch established my own religion and prayed to my god like every night for a year

    21.

    @cutecherrybitch I once put lotion on my teddy bearโ€™s mouth and paws because I thought it was ashy๐Ÿ’€

    22.

    @cutecherrybitch Made a video of me taking a tour of my house as if I was on MTV Cribs to put it on MySpace .... got made fun of the day after.

    23.

    @cutecherrybitch Think about the relevance of something as small as a grain of sand or a carpet fiber and how nobody but me in the world was thinking about it....I still do that now ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

    24.

    @cutecherrybitch I hid some chicken bones under my pillow for a short period once, until I got caught๐Ÿคฃ

    25.

    @cutecherrybitch Iโ€™d uhhh...suck my toes but I DONโ€™T ANYMORE

    Y'all were some really weird โ€” and really funny โ€” kids, man.

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