Parents·Posted on Mar 10, 202233 Parenting Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard It's Uncomfortable"Shout out to all the parents planning to take their toddler to a restaurant tonight hoping this time will be different."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Parenting is full of the good, the bad, and the seriously, seriously hilarious. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Thankfully, there's Twitter to remind us just how hysterical it can be: 1. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Parenthood is mostly wanting to sleep. But before you can, you have to make sure other people who never want to sleep fall asleep. 01:36 AM - 03 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut 2. KJ @IDontSpeakWhine My son's friend took out the garbage for me because he "noticed it was full." Looks like I do have a favorite child. 10:26 PM - 01 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine 3. Woodfluencer @RateMySalad Just heard my 4 year old say "it's time to milk the farm dog" and my 2 yo squeal "YEAH" and I better go see what they're doing 02:30 PM - 05 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RateMySalad 4. ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl the day I’ve longed for since the FIRST DAY I became a parent is finally here!!!my daughter is old enough to go get me stuff from the other room 06:44 PM - 19 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl 5. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: We’re going to a surprise party today. 6-year-old: For me? Me: No. It's not your birthday. 6: I know. I would be surprised. 03:28 PM - 06 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn 6. Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My 5 YO got in the car this morning to go to school and asked if we “should roll the windows down and party” and I think I need to approach everything with that level of energy from now on. 07:20 PM - 02 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @whinecheezits 7. Simon Holland @simoncholland Shout out to all the parents planning to take their toddler to a restaurant tonight hoping this time will be different. 04:16 PM - 25 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @simoncholland 8. ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl was showing my 3 year old how to roast a chicken; ie spreading butter, herbs, shoving lemons inside and she said “he doesn’t even know what’s going on. he’s dead.” 09:55 PM - 06 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl 9. Heatherhere 😷 @Heatinblack When he says “go ask your mom” 09:17 PM - 01 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Heatinblack 10. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn I have no idea who Bruno is, but in this house, apparently we don't talk about him. 09:10 PM - 29 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn 11. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ I asked my 5yo niece if she was behaving and she told me that she was “behaving as good as a banana does” and now I have so many more questions 04:25 PM - 14 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pro_worrier_ 12. Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom My 5 yo after explaining to him that telling baldheaded ppl they look like thanos, is not the compliment he think it is: 11:35 PM - 16 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @themultiplemom 13. Simon Holland @simoncholland Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a romantic Valentine’s dinner we can all fight about 5th grade math homework and have macaroni and cheese again. 07:44 PM - 14 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @simoncholland 14. Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 💀💀💀🤣🤣😂 10:50 PM - 02 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @themultiplemom 15. Jessie @mommajessiec I woke up, saw my toddler’s shadow, and predicted 6 more cups of coffee. 07:34 PM - 02 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mommajessiec 16. NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Busted my 10 y/o daughter finishing my ice cream and she said, “sorry, I saw it and I missed you because you weren’t here so I had a bite and then I got carried away.” I think she just began her career in politics. 01:04 PM - 17 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dad_At_Law 17. Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa My son told me he’s not popular at school and when I asked why he said “because I don’t like talking to people” and well, same. 12:41 PM - 28 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sweetmomissa 18. Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking just a reminder that you're the parent and you're in charge. give that kid any color cup you want. lol jk don't do that you'll die 01:53 PM - 09 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dadmann_walking 19. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *looking at the book I wrote* How many pictures are there? Me: None. 6: Do better. 11:09 PM - 20 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn 20. That Mom Tho @mom_tho the greatest phenomenon in parenting is how there are 18 hours between dinner and bedtime 01:12 AM - 23 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mom_tho 21. Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If any of you have 3 hours to kill our youngest has a great story about how she picked her favorite color. 10:03 PM - 15 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RodLacroix 22. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Wife: What are the kids doing? Me: Walking each other on leashes. Wife: Are you going to stop them? Me: They're not fighting, so no. 01:58 AM - 02 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn 23. Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 Cleaned out my kid’s backpack, if you’re missing something let me know because it was definitely in there 01:22 PM - 02 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @reallifemommy3 24. MumInBits @MumInBits 5: *sobs* Me: what’s up sweetie 5: I’m so worried Me: what about 5: what if one day *sniff* we wake up *sniff* and there’s no cake in the world *wails* Me: *wails* 08:05 PM - 01 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MumInBits 25. Stone @StoneAgeRadio13 I post 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 on Facebook everyday. I don’t play Wordle, but it drives my family nuts. 05:06 PM - 01 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StoneAgeRadio13 26. Katie D @KatieDeal99 Tried to complain to my mom about the difficulties of raising a stubborn child and her eyes rolled so far back in her head I don’t think they’re ever coming back 12:05 AM - 24 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KatieDeal99 27. Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish My 7yo, eager to help clean up: “Don’t worry Daddy, I’ll put the candy in a place where I can’t find it.” 05:01 PM - 23 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daddygofish 28. Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 When your husband walks into the house muttering “I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids…”, it’s best not to ask what happened 02:35 AM - 17 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @reallifemommy3 29. Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal What's an easy way to tell your kids 'no' without saying 'no.' I'll go first: "If you're good..." 06:45 PM - 21 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HenpeckedHal 30. One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom If you’re looking for a sign on whether or not to have more kids, my toddler just hugged me so he could wipe his nose on my shoulder 01:11 PM - 01 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @oneawkwardmom 31. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My youngest took her little hands and put them on either side of my face and oh so sweetly said: “Mommy you have little lines around your eyes. Is that because you’re old now?” 07:52 PM - 28 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pro_worrier_ 32. Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad If you need me, I’ll be right here for the next 35 years while my 4yo picks out a bedtime story to read 04:19 PM - 02 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kevinthedad 33. 🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings This morning before the coffee even hit: Son: What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk. -Don’t lie. You know you laughed too. 10:14 PM - 28 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Desert_Musings If you think these parents are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!