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17 Things That Will Totally Make You Side-Eye The Next Toddler You See

Because toddlers, that's why.

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1. Encountering this scene more often than you thought possible:

2. Oh, and this one? Even more often than that:

It's just too damn tempting.
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It's just too damn tempting.

3. Finding your kid in the middle of a self makeover:

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If you haven't yet, trust me, Winter is coming.

4. And wondering exactly what the phrase "money well spent" refers to:

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5. Realizing that you're no longer in charge:

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6. Finding crime scenes and examining the evidence:

So we've got motive, and we've got opportunity...
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So we've got motive, and we've got opportunity...

7. Saying things you never thought you'd have to:

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8. And asking questions even more bizarre than that:

9. Accepting that this is the closest you'll get to privacy for a while:

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10. Finding strange things in unexpected places like this:

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11. And this:

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12. Coming across mysterious bite marks and wondering if you have mice:

Props to the committed ass kid who ate through the paper, tho.
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Props to the committed ass kid who ate through the paper, tho.

13. And being terrified to turn your back for even a second:

Because, oopsie.
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Because, oopsie.

14. Discovering plenty of these in your iCloud album:

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15. Learning this cold, hard truth:

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16. Asking yourself this question more times than you can count:

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17. And knowing that there is no more perfectly poetic representation of your life now than this:

Total. Fucking. Chaos.
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Total. Fucking. Chaos.

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