1. This mom, who should probably stick to plates and napkins:
2. This mom, who tried to give her kiddo a haircut:
3. This mom, who should get a flag for excessive celebration:
4. This mom, who made these chocolate chip cookies:
5. This mom, who accidentally texted "I have to poo" to all the parents on her kid's soccer team:
6. This mom, who gave her kid nightmares of the breakfast kind:
7. And this dad, who taught his kid that when you gotta go, you gotta go.
8. This mom, who got her dates a little mixed up:
9. This dad, whose photography skills could use a little work:
10. This mom, who put her family's elf on a light fixture:
11. This mom, who unintentionally encouraged her kid to "turn up":
12. This dad, who was supposed to watch the dogs around the baby's things:
13. And ditto for this mom, whose dog got ahold of poor Ariel.
14. This mom, who just couldn't play it cool:
15. This dad, who had the worst butter fingers ever:
16. This mom, who made her kids' toast well done.
17. And this mom, who apparently failed so hard she was banned from her kid's room right along with "creepy strangers" and members of Isis.
