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This mom, who is like a really savage mirror:
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This mom, who has jokes about your dating life:
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This mom, who totally believes in you:
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This mom, who appreciates you for who you are:
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This mom, who knows when to celebrate:
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And this mom, who holds no punches:
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This mom, who tells it like it is:
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This mom, who will turn your wit against you:
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This mom, who chimes in when necessary:
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This mom, who's not calling you ugly, but:
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This mom, who has doubts:
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This mom, who knows exactly when her problems began:
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And this mom, who can hit you with a burn so millennial it hurts your entire generation:
