15 Times Eating With Kids Was Just The Fucking Worst

    "The floor has been fed dinner. Oops, I meant the toddler!"

    1. When you need a tiebreaker.

    2. When it gets down and dirty.

    3. When the grass is always greener.

    4. When they're too clever for their own good.

    5. When you're on a tight schedule.

    6. When it's clear they've had too much screentime.

    7. When you have a keen sense of reality.

    8. And when you're not afraid to call them on their bullshit.

    9. When that was way harsh, Tai.

    10. When suddenly it all makes sense.

    11. When you start from the bottom up, literally.

    12. When you're not here for these childish games.

    13. When they've acquired new skills.

    14. When you know it's coming.

    15. And when at least you still have your sense of humor.