Weddings·Posted on Apr 15, 202025 Married Couples Who Were Doing Much, Much Better Before This Whole Quarantine Thing"I miss the days when my work wife and my wife-wife were different people."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink We rounded up some of the funniest tweets we could find about being quarantined 24/7 with your spouse, and y'all, these are hilariously real: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS 1. Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners 05:24 PM - 04 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy? Me: Wow. Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards? Me: Oh. Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore? Me: This quarantine needs to end. 09:16 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth I miss the days when my work wife and my wife wife were different people. 10:22 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jewel Staite @JewelStaite Home quarantine status: my husband learned how to play “Beat It” on the ukulele and tried to show me but I’d locked myself in the bathroom 12:11 AM - 20 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. dADDisms @Beagz Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP. Wife: let me in the fucking house. 12:42 AM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Wife: If we're both going to be stuck in the house together for the next month, you really need to stop doing that. Me: Stop doing what? Wife [gesturing to me, in general]: that. 02:42 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Average Dad @Average_Dad1 I told my wife about a dream I had where she was mad at me and she sided with dream wife and is now actually mad at me 12:03 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Divergent Mama @Divergentmama 2019: husband is annoying after 2 hours 2020: husband is annoying after 2 minutes 07:39 PM - 04 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. AhlersAdam @AhlersAdam #Quarantine week 3. My wife has started throwing baby showers for all the birds nesting in our backyard. Please send help. 05:21 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. luke i am your mother @MommaUnfiltered My husband hates his new job as my IT guy. 12:04 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. WTFDAD @daddydoubts Wife: don’t tweet about me anymore. Me: I won’t. Wife: are you tweeting this convo right now? Me: don’t be ridiculous *sends tweet* Wife: you just said “sends tweet” out loud. 05:56 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Rainbow Kingdom @aissalanis My husband and I were having a hypothetical conversation about opening an restaurant after all of this is over and it was really fun until we started to disagree on how we’d run things and who we’d hire and now our restaurant is going under and we’re getting a divorce. 03:10 PM - 03 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Maryfairyboberry @MaryJustice86 If my husband farts one more time it won’t be a virus that takes him. 02:34 PM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kyle Clark @KyleClark I reveal a different one of my annoying tendencies to my wife each day in quarantine just to keep our relationship spicy 02:51 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz I told my husband I wanted to buy an expensive blender, he said we don't need an expensive blender. Long story short, how long should I wait before I tell him it arrives tomorrow? 01:55 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy I can’t wait until this quarantine is over so I can argue with my husband in public again. 05:07 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: The quarantine is over! Me: *pauses Netflix* Quarantine? 06:25 PM - 29 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness I’ve attended so many lectures from my wife, once this quarantine ends I’ll graduate as a valedictorian 08:15 PM - 03 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject Me: I’m kind of depressed today. My husband: Cool wanna go over our finances this evening? 11:45 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. not leviosᴬ ϟ @jennybeawr_ Today my husband asked if I wanted another baby... SIR I know that’s the quarantine talking don’t even play with me right now because the answer is yes 10:54 PM - 03 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 My husband’s favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently. 03:03 AM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Wife: *asks me for a minor favor* Me: Not right now. My life is falling apart. Wife: How is that different than any other day? 01:40 PM - 09 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite If you think these husbands and wives are as hilarious as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter for more quarantine marriage realness! Stay safe! For the latest news, binge-watching suggestions, tips for caring for your mental health, and more, check out all of BuzzFeed's coronavirus coverage.