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Let's See How Many Of These Awkward AF Pregnant Moments You Had

Because no one said it would be pretty.

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  1. Check ALL the awkward things that happened to you while you were pregnant.
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    You forgot the name of a friend or family member at least once.
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    You had someone feel your belly for a kick, and...nothing.
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    You sneezed or laughed and peed on yourself in public.
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    You had a freaky AF sex dream about someone unusual.
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    You found a few new hairs in a few unexpected places.
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    You had to ask someone to get the fuck up so you could sit. Like, "really?"
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    You let out a stinky fart and thought, "Fuck it, I'm pregnant."
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    You seriously considered eating dish liquid or detergent.
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    You didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Like, not even close.
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    Someone asked if you were having twins when, no, asshole.
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    You burst into tears about nothing and everything at the same time.
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    You vomited on or in front of someone else.
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    You got stuck in a chair or bathtub.
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    You experienced King Kong-like rage about something tiny.
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    Someone you didn't know said you were "about ready to pop."
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    Someone spoke in baby talk directly to your belly.
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    You fell asleep during something, um, stimulating.
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    You had to explain that all the food you ordered was just for you.
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    You had to tell someone you couldn't stand their cologne or perfume.
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    You had constipation and diarrhea at the same time, like, "WTF?"
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    You rolled out of bed because you couldn't lift yourself up.
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    Someone you didn't know or like touched or rubbed your belly.
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    You tried to pee in a cup at the doctor's and missed the cup entirely.
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    You went a few days to a week without showering.
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    You had to send a picture of your discharge to your OB.
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    You went totally braless in public a few times because fuck it.
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    You got hit on by a creepy dude who likes pregnant women.
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    You had to apologize to someone for a shoddy pubic shaving job.
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    You got caught pigging out on something gross late at night.
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    Your shirt or pants buttons popped in public.
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    You thought "WTF" when the first ultrasound was a vaginal one.
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    You cringed through a cervix check, like "soft hands, guys."
 
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