1. This husband, who got a little overwhelmed when his wife sent him to the grocery store:
2. This husband, who has mastered the art of the comeback:
3. This husband, who gives his spouse the updates they didn't want:
4. This husband, who has allll the jokes:
5. This husband, who considers all possibilities:
6. This husband, whose jokes are a little less than PG:
7. This husband, who makes hilarious text mistakes:
8. This husband, who finds himself in hilarious predicaments:
9. This husband, who is hilariously unromantic:
10. This husband, who knows his weaknesses:
11. And this husband, who knows his spouse better than she knows herself:
12. This husband, who likes to give real-time updates:
13. This husband, who knows how to relate to his spouse:
14. This husband, who's always willing to lend a helping hand:
15. This husband, who gets super philosophical while texting:
16. This husband, who is hilariously considerate:
17. This husband, who has lofty dreams:
18. This husband, who will support his spouse, no questions asked...almost:
19. This husband, who can dad-joke with the best of 'em:
20. This husband, who has the best analogy for his spouse's shopping problem:
21. This husband, who uses photo evidence to make his points:
22. This husband, who holds his spouse to their word:
23. This husband, who doesn't give straight answers:
24. This husband, who can't resist a little doll humor:
