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21 Brutally Real — And Seriously Hilarious — Mom Tweets That Deserve A Place In The 2020 Hall Of Fame

"All I'm saying is that The Babysitters Club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun."

There's no question about it — 2020 has been, well, challenging for parents. Well, these moms took to Twitter to sum up parenting in 2020 in the most hilariously real way, and I honestly can't stop laughing:


Homeschooling, Day 1: My 8-year-old asked if we were done for the day. It’s 9:17. We started at 9.



Took my kids to the pediatrician yesterday and I told her we’ve barely left the house in 5 months and then she looked at me in all seriousness and asked how much screen time they were getting. I mean... c’mon, lady, read. the. room.


All I’m saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun


*5 yo on her kindergarten Zoom class* Teacher: "So what do you do before joining our Zoom class?" 5yo: "My mommy hits me and says 'do good!" Me, no make-up, bagel crumbs on my face, unexpectedly joining the Zoom class: "SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!"


My 6 year old keeps trying to play with me. What does he think I had his little sister for?!


What wine pairs well with Common Core math?


The first rule of parenting is if you open a banana for your child you should be prepared to eat that banana


Me: (on toilet) Sweety, mommy needs privacy when she pees 3: ok (closes door and stands next to me with the dog) Me: 3: we private now


My toddler just screamed GET OFF MY LAWN to her brother so it’s nice to know I’m not the only one becoming a totally different person right now


Every time I tell my daughter I love her, she responds with, “I love daddy,” which is toddler speak for go fuck yourself, mama. Hashtag blessed.


*impossibly trying to homeschool my kid* Ok forget it, just marry someone rich


I think I missed the chapter in the parenting books where it said that I would one day have to patiently wait for a stuffed monkey to take a pretend pee while I was running late.


Anyone know which bug spray works best for my kids bugging the shit out of me?


13- I was pretty young when you had me Me- I think it’s time you went back to school son


My kid yelled she couldn’t wait to be an adult so I handed her the bills, threw the laundry on her bed, replaced her pizza with cauliflower, redirected my student loan calls to her phone and demanded she get me a snack every time she tried to go to the restroom.


*opens door to find my 5YO sprayed an entire bottle of my $80 perfume, painted a dresser in $20 lip gloss, & used my $60 eyeshadow palette on her dolls* Me: {inaudible SCREAMS} 9: well, this is just GREAT! You BROKE MOM!!!


Homeschooling my kids is reminding me that Teacher was not a suggested occupation on any fucking career assessment I took.


My 5-year-old asked me what a poop hole does. After an impromptu lesson on the digestive system, I realized he actually said “pupil.” Next lesson: Enunciation


I just gave the kids extra credit for helping carry my wine from the car to the house. Shutup, I'm the teacher now and it's fine. Everything's fine.


I just yelled, “1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!” and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I’m pretty sure I’ve peaked for the day.

If you think these moms are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!