Parents·Posted on May 21, 202125 Seriously Funny Moms Who Have Some Nerve Being This Brutally Real On Twitter"My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She's been talking for 40 of them."by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We rounded up some of the funniest recent mom tweets we could find, and they made us laugh and relate so hard: 1. Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Anyone have the cheat codes to parenting a 3-year-old? This level is hard 06:37 PM - 10 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BunAndLeggings 2. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She’s been talking for 40 of them. 05:28 PM - 23 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarabellab123 3. Julie Burton @ksujulie Ice cream employee: I didn't know you had kids! You always come in by yourself. Kids: WHAT?! MOM! It's like she didn't want a tip. 01:48 PM - 10 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ksujulie 4. That Mom Tho @mom_tho when my four year old asked “mommy does a snowman have 3 balls?” I realized my biggest problem is im just not, nor will i ever be, mature enough to have kids 06:00 PM - 26 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mom_tho 5. ang🌻🌸🌻🌸 @totally_not_ang NO ONE RUNS FASTER THEN A TODDLER HOLDING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T😬😬😬😬 02:47 PM - 27 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @totally_not_ang 6. SpacedMom @copymama Welcome to parenthood. The word “poop” now appears on your glass shower door when it fogs up. 01:16 PM - 29 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @copymama 7. Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what “the carpet matches the drapes” means. 12:21 PM - 26 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sweetmomissa 8. Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal where do babies come from? seriously. i have no clue how they keep getting in the house. 01:03 PM - 06 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LizerReal 9. Daisy @Daisyldoo My 5 yo decided to count to 1000 in his head. It was the most peace I have had in years. 06:12 PM - 03 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Daisyldoo 10. AparnaRC @Wordesse 6 yo : I can't get out of bed. Me : Why not? 6yo : Because I'm awake, but my hair is still asleep. 01:54 PM - 12 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Wordesse 11. Melissafent on the Hillifent @awkwardenabled “That seems like a you problem” was my favorite comeback until my 5 yo said it to me 05:17 PM - 05 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @awkwardenabled 12. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 *son comes into my room* Him: Hi, Mom! My favorite parent. You look so young! Me: Ok. What do you want to buy? Him: A new skateboard. Me: How young? Him: 29 Me: Get my wallet. 04:39 AM - 21 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4 13. mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my 2 yo was losing his mind because his legs were gone. turns out, this just means he’s not wearing pants. 11:33 PM - 13 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @notmythirdrodeo 14. That Mom Tho @mom_tho great now my kids think they come from billboards in the woods 08:42 PM - 03 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mom_tho 15. MumInBits @MumInBits - dinner - Kid 1: finishes in 18.4 seconds Kid 2: finishes in 34.7 seconds Kid 3: finishes in 5 hours 29 minutes 07:56 PM - 11 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MumInBits 16. Jessie @mommajessiec My toddler threw a clipboard at me. This is no way for a boss to treat an unpaid intern. 12:55 PM - 12 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mommajessiec 17. Stay at Homies @stayathomies I'm always shocked how I can't keep a house plant alive but I have 2 kids. 12:08 PM - 10 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @stayathomies 18. Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 5yo: Mom, what does C P X A R Q Y T M spell? Me: I don’t think that spells anything, sweetie. 5: Ok. I thought you said you could read. Me: 02:46 PM - 15 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarabellab123 19. Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa We have a no phones at the dinner table rule for the kids with one exception... to google something to prove their father wrong. 12:15 PM - 11 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sweetmomissa 20. kids_kubed 🇨🇦 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy that ring is so pretty! Me: Thanks sweety, it’ll be yours one day 7: WHEN?! Me: After I die, all my jewelry will go to you 7: Yay, I can’t wait!! Me: 02:24 PM - 11 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Kids_kubed 21. MumInBits @MumInBits Me: time to get out of bed sweetie 4: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER 01:32 PM - 10 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MumInBits 22. Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ Since my son knows everything what should I ask him? 01:46 PM - 20 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pro_worrier_ 23. Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie “I just kinda forget what’s going on in the world and focus on having fun” - an 8yo giving me better advice than my therapist 11:56 AM - 20 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Lottie_Poppie 24. Not the Nanny @not_thenanny “Mom’s wearing a shirt, I’m wearing a shirt, my doll’s wearing a shirt.” -Our 3YO, passive-aggressively telling my husband to put on a shirt. 11:10 AM - 29 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @not_thenanny 25. kids_kubed 🇨🇦 @Kids_kubed My 4yo just realized he could raise both his eyebrows at the same time He now does it every time he makes eye contact with me and it looks like we are in cahoots orchestrating the most diabolical plan ever 08:09 PM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Kids_kubed If you think these moms are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!