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    25 Seriously Funny Moms Who Have Some Nerve Being This Brutally Real On Twitter

    "My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She's been talking for 40 of them."

    We rounded up some of the funniest recent mom tweets we could find, and they made us laugh and relate so hard:

    1.

    Anyone have the cheat codes to parenting a 3-year-old? This level is hard

    Twitter: @BunAndLeggings

    2.

    My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She’s been talking for 40 of them.

    Twitter: @sarabellab123

    3.

    Ice cream employee: I didn't know you had kids! You always come in by yourself. Kids: WHAT?! MOM! It's like she didn't want a tip.

    Twitter: @ksujulie

    4.

    when my four year old asked “mommy does a snowman have 3 balls?” I realized my biggest problem is im just not, nor will i ever be, mature enough to have kids

    Twitter: @mom_tho

    5.

    NO ONE RUNS FASTER THEN A TODDLER HOLDING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T😬😬😬😬

    Twitter: @totally_not_ang

    6.

    Welcome to parenthood. The word “poop” now appears on your glass shower door when it fogs up.

    Twitter: @copymama

    7.

    None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what “the carpet matches the drapes” means.

    Twitter: @sweetmomissa

    8.

    where do babies come from? seriously. i have no clue how they keep getting in the house.

    Twitter: @LizerReal

    9.

    My 5 yo decided to count to 1000 in his head. It was the most peace I have had in years.

    Twitter: @Daisyldoo

    10.

    6 yo : I can't get out of bed. Me : Why not? 6yo : Because I'm awake, but my hair is still asleep.

    Twitter: @Wordesse

    11.

    “That seems like a you problem” was my favorite comeback until my 5 yo said it to me

    Twitter: @awkwardenabled

    12.

    *son comes into my room* Him: Hi, Mom! My favorite parent. You look so young! Me: Ok. What do you want to buy? Him: A new skateboard. Me: How young? Him: 29 Me: Get my wallet.

    Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4

    13.

    my 2 yo was losing his mind because his legs were gone. turns out, this just means he’s not wearing pants.

    Twitter: @notmythirdrodeo

    14.

    great now my kids think they come from billboards in the woods

    Twitter: @mom_tho

    15.

    - dinner - Kid 1: finishes in 18.4 seconds Kid 2: finishes in 34.7 seconds Kid 3: finishes in 5 hours 29 minutes

    Twitter: @MumInBits

    16.

    My toddler threw a clipboard at me. This is no way for a boss to treat an unpaid intern.

    Twitter: @mommajessiec

    17.

    I'm always shocked how I can't keep a house plant alive but I have 2 kids.

    Twitter: @stayathomies

    18.

    5yo: Mom, what does C P X A R Q Y T M spell? Me: I don’t think that spells anything, sweetie. 5: Ok. I thought you said you could read. Me:

    Twitter: @sarabellab123

    19.

    We have a no phones at the dinner table rule for the kids with one exception... to google something to prove their father wrong.

    Twitter: @sweetmomissa

    20.

    7: Mommy that ring is so pretty! Me: Thanks sweety, it’ll be yours one day 7: WHEN?! Me: After I die, all my jewelry will go to you 7: Yay, I can’t wait!! Me:

    Twitter: @Kids_kubed

    21.

    Me: time to get out of bed sweetie 4: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER

    Twitter: @MumInBits

    22.

    Since my son knows everything what should I ask him?

    Twitter: @pro_worrier_

    23.

    “I just kinda forget what’s going on in the world and focus on having fun” - an 8yo giving me better advice than my therapist

    Twitter: @Lottie_Poppie

    24.

    “Mom’s wearing a shirt, I’m wearing a shirt, my doll’s wearing a shirt.” -Our 3YO, passive-aggressively telling my husband to put on a shirt.

    Twitter: @not_thenanny

    25.

    My 4yo just realized he could raise both his eyebrows at the same time He now does it every time he makes eye contact with me and it looks like we are in cahoots orchestrating the most diabolical plan ever

    Twitter: @Kids_kubed

    If you think these moms are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!

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