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Here's Why I'm Damn Sure I Could Never Be A Preschool Teacher

God bless their brave, brave souls.

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5. Because the overshares are REAL.

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Preschool teachers can't unhear the private deets your kids have told them – about what you and your partner were arguing about last night, that you're considering lipo, whose poop is the stinkiest in your house – even though they might really want to.

10. Because if you think it's hard dealing with all your threenager's um, "feelings", try dealing with the feelings of 20 of 'em.

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Feelings about Wednesdays, feelings about the color blue, feelings about carrots for snack-time today, you're swimming in an ocean full of them.

12. And because the overly-anxious parents calling, emailing, and texting me every half-hour to make sure their kid is still OK would stress me the hell out.

14. Oh, and all those freakin' songs you have to sing.

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There's a "good morning" song, a "goodbye" song, a "parents always come back" song, a "Jamie's throwing sand" song – I'm hoarse just thinking about it.

Seriously though, if you have a preschooler, give their teacher a little extra love next time you see them. They are the ultimate rockstars, and remember: because they're doing it, you don't have to!

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