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This wife, who keeps her husband updated on the important things:
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This wife, who knows that hormones can be a bitch:
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This wife, who might not be the best at sexting:
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This wife, who will hold you to your word:
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This wife, who might have a bit of a shopping problem:
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And this wife, who definitely does:
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This wife, who knows where her husband's mind goes:
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This wife, who knows the way to her husband's heart:
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This wife, who is clearly thinking about food:
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This wife, who has a thing for geography:
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This wife, who apologizes sincerely:
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This wife, who loves a good dare:
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And this wife, who still thinks you're a stud, tho:
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This wife, who knows how to party:
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This wife, who knows just how to communicate her frustrations:
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This wife, who has wit enough for all of us:
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This wife, who is all of us when it comes to wittle furry fwends:
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This wife, who hit her husband with a jab only a 90s kid could could throw:
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And this wife, who gives advice like only a wife can:
