1. This kid, who put the silverware away like this:
2. This kid, who wanted to be a "big boy," and he paid the price:
3. This kid, who called this "making a sandwich":
4. This kid, who tried to put their bowl in the sink, and this happened:
5. This kid, who mistook his mom's sanitary product for a juice bottle and packed it in his lunch for school:
6. This kid, who tried to make cookies, and, well:
7. This kid, who made their parents this anniversary cake:
8. This kid, whose mispronunciation is one for the ages:
No one: Not a damn soul: My 4-year-old in Target, at the top of her lungs: MY MOM LOVES TO EAT REESE’S PENIS!
9. This kid, who stumbled upon her parents' vibrating penis ring and brought it to school, thinking it was something else:
10. And this kid, who tried to replace the batteries in their controller with crayons:
11. This kid, who thought they had written, 'To Mum, you are fantastic":
12. This kid, whose mom told her to put her pizza in the fridge, and she did this:
13. This kid, who helped hang the ornaments on the Christmas tree:
14. And this kid, who tried to sneak onto their parents' iPad one too many times:
15. This kid, who tried to help do the laundry, and included a few extra things:
16. This kid, who was close, really close:
17. This kid, whose mom had to jump in and clarify her statement:
*5 yo on her kindergarten Zoom class* Teacher: "So what do you do before joining our Zoom class?" 5yo: "My mommy hits me and says 'do good!" Me, no make-up, bagel crumbs on my face, unexpectedly joining the Zoom class: "SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!"