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17 Kids Who Are The Most Savage Humans On The Planet

"I picked up a chocolate bar and my 3-year-old daughter mooed at me."

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We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most brutally honest thing their kid has ever said to them, and the responses were hilariously savage:

1. "My 6-year-old daughter busted in on me while I was taking a bath and said, 'Mommy, your boobs look sad.'"

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2. "One day when I picked my son up from kindergarten, he got in the car and nonchalantly said, 'Mom, my friends said you are so pretty. But don't worry, I told them it was just because of the makeup.'"

3. "After eating the dinner I cooked, my toddler said, 'I've had worse.'"

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4. "I came home from college after not seeing my family for about a month, and the first thing my 4-year-old brother said to me was, 'Wow! You kinda look like a penis now!'"

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5. "I picked up a chocolate bar and my 3-year-old daughter mooed at me.'"

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6. "I had just gone to a hair salon to get a perm, and it looked awful. Well, I went to my mom's house afterwards, and my little sister and niece were there playing house. They'd been assigning parts to themselves and my mom, so I asked, 'What about me? Don't I get a part?' And my sister looked at me with pity and said, 'There are no poodles in this story. Sorry.'"

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7. "I was babysitting a little boy, and he told me I couldn't climb on his play set. I said, 'I'm too tall, huh?' And he responded, 'And not very skinny.'"

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8. "I was in the middle of teaching class when one of my students asked me if I was married. I responded, 'What does that have to do with the lesson?' And they answered, 'I'm just saying...you aren't getting any younger.'"

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9. "Once my kid said to me, 'Your skin looks like chicken before you cook it.'"

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10. "I asked my three-year-old niece for a hug and she said, 'You smell. You did not take a shower today.'"

11. "My best friend was pregnant, and I was at her house and said to her 3-year-old daughter, 'Aren't you so excited to be a big sister? You're always going to have someone to play with now!' She looked at me dead in my face and said, 'Good. Then I won't have to play with you anymore.'"

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12. "I told my 3-year-old that he needed to go to sleep and he said, 'You know what? You're an asshole.'"

13. "A few weeks after having her baby brother, my 3-year-old daughter said, 'Momma, Ty's not in your belly anymore, so why are you still so big?'"

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14. "Once my kid asked me, 'Do you make yourself look bad on purpose so boys don't date you?'"

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15. "My kid was snuggling and gently touching my face and said, 'Mommy your mustache is so soft and fluffy that I wish I could take a nap in it.'"

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16. "I have a Southern accent and was hanging out with my dad's side of the family in Boston. Well, some of my younger relatives were confused. My niece asked me why I sound like a farmer, and my nephew asked me if I'm Honey Boo Boo's mom.'"

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17. "I was quizzing my niece on her colors, and asked her to name something blue. She shouted, 'A blueberry!' Then I asked her to name something red, and she yelled, 'A fire truck!' Then I said, 'What's something that's yellow?' and she said, 'YOUR TEETH!'" And that's how a 3-year-old shamed me into keeping up with my dentist's appointments."

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Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.

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