Any teacher will tell you that their jobs are full of the good, the bad, the hilariously frustrating, and the hysterically unexpected.
Well, we rounded up some of the funniest — and realest — teacher tweets on the internet, and they sum it all up in the most hilarious way possible:
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I like to keep a corner of my classroom as a safe place for crying or tantrums. Now I just have to make a spot for the kids too
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I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said "spite."
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I was fired from my job as a Kindergarten teacher for handing condoms to the parents of students I didn’t like.
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When you're a teacher and your dog eats everyone's homework...
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My student just said “Violence is never the answer. It’s the question. The answer is yes.” Send help! 😩🥴
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this is when the lying first started
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I changed “office hours” to “happy hours” and my students have been bringing me appetizer sampler platters at reasonable prices
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This is accurate! 💯 📷 Learning With Lori
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Those who think kids can’t write a full essay haven’t seen the subject lines of emails they send to their teachers.
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Teacher Confession: In an email to parents, I caught the following typo before hitting send: "Please hesitate to reach out!" ...and I just left it like that.
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Ms. King asked her students to use the word "single" in a sentence:
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Teachers, are you marking this correct or not? #iteachtoo #mathteacher #mathproblem #FloridaMath #floridateacher
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You know you're an educator when your response to being cut off on the highway is "that's not a safe choice" #schoolslp #traffic #teacherproblems
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When the students copy exactly what you wrote on the board instead of writing their names....🙈#teacherproblems
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Do you think parents know how much wine, gangsta rap, carbs, and f words it takes to run a classroom?! 💁🏼#teacherprobs #nellysavesme
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Today a student asked me if a word needed a “flying comma”. He meant apostrophe, but I think I’m going to call them flying commas from now on just because it makes me smile 😊 #teacherlife #grammar #flyingcomma #teachertwitter
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my mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to “hear ye hear ye” with “all hail the queen” followed by immediate silence i’m both appalled and impressed
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Yesterday one of my students called me mom. I’ve officially made it.
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Accurate! 💯 🌐 https://t.co/leSsDUoopL
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Someone farted in class the other day, and a kid accused ME of doing it. I told them I don't fart in class and that if I did, I would go out in the hallway. Now, anytime I leave the classroom, they ask, "Are you going out to fart?" I'm dead. 🤦🏼♂️😂 #thirdgrade
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The greatest gift I could ever receive for Teacher Appreciation Week would be for all the 6th graders to wear deodorant for an entire week straight.
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One of my students asked me yesterday when will I marry? I sent her out
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I missed being a teacher yesterday so I let my coffee go cold, didn’t pee for 7 hours and stood in my living room repeating myself.
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Here to provide your antidote to all the teachers posting photos of scores of thank you notes and 'this is my *why*" type stuff. Feedback noted. 😂
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Guilty! 🙋♀️🙋♂️