Internet Finds·Posted on Sep 25, 202225 Hilarious Teachers Who Deserve "Teacher Of The Year" Awards On The Merit Of These Tweets Alone"I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said, 'Spite.'"by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Any teacher will tell you that their jobs are full of the good, the bad, the hilariously frustrating, and the hysterically unexpected. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Well, we rounded up some of the funniest — and realest — teacher tweets on the internet, and they sum it all up in the most hilarious way possible: 1. Katie D @KatieDeal99 I like to keep a corner of my classroom as a safe place for crying or tantrums. Now I just have to make a spot for the kids too 12:29 PM - 18 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KatieDeal99 2. Dr. Chris Jones, lunatic country music person @ProfChrisMJones I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said "spite." 11:26 PM - 15 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ProfChrisMJones 3. Notorious THB @thatdentaldude I was fired from my job as a Kindergarten teacher for handing condoms to the parents of students I didn’t like. 11:42 AM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @thatdentaldude 4. A happier day @AHappierDay When you're a teacher and your dog eats everyone's homework... 12:50 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AHappierDay 5. your favorite songwriter. @DrSeaberry My student just said “Violence is never the answer. It’s the question. The answer is yes.” Send help! 😩🥴 01:30 PM - 13 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DrSeaberry 6. Esme @Torresmfzz this is when the lying first started 01:26 AM - 15 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Torresmfzz 7. Patrick McKelvey @pmckelveyphd I changed “office hours” to “happy hours” and my students have been bringing me appetizer sampler platters at reasonable prices 08:00 PM - 13 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pmckelveyphd 8. Help A Teacher @HelpATeacher This is accurate! 💯 📷 Learning With Lori 07:26 PM - 21 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HelpATeacher 9. 🧠 Typical EduCelebrity 🧠 @EduCelebrity Those who think kids can’t write a full essay haven’t seen the subject lines of emails they send to their teachers. 07:35 PM - 19 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @EduCelebrity 10. Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers Teacher Confession: In an email to parents, I caught the following typo before hitting send: "Please hesitate to reach out!" ...and I just left it like that. 03:00 PM - 07 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Bored_Teachers 11. TeacherGoals @teachergoals Ms. King asked her students to use the word "single" in a sentence: 11:31 PM - 11 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @teachergoals 12. RWimberlyBIL @BilWimberly Teachers, are you marking this correct or not? #iteachtoo #mathteacher #mathproblem #FloridaMath #floridateacher 10:01 PM - 10 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BilWimberly 13. Christine Cracchiolo @christine_slp You know you're an educator when your response to being cut off on the highway is "that's not a safe choice" #schoolslp #traffic #teacherproblems 03:31 PM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @christine_slp 14. Melanie @MelanieStara When the students copy exactly what you wrote on the board instead of writing their names....🙈#teacherproblems 08:50 PM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MelanieStara 15. Polka Dot Teacher @PDotTeach Do you think parents know how much wine, gangsta rap, carbs, and f words it takes to run a classroom?! 💁🏼#teacherprobs #nellysavesme 12:01 AM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PDotTeach 16. Niki Shafer @MrsShafer5 Today a student asked me if a word needed a “flying comma”. He meant apostrophe, but I think I’m going to call them flying commas from now on just because it makes me smile 😊 #teacherlife #grammar #flyingcomma #teachertwitter 01:42 AM - 18 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MrsShafer5 17. george @georjayykat my mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to “hear ye hear ye” with “all hail the queen” followed by immediate silence i’m both appalled and impressed 05:22 PM - 03 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @georjayykat 18. Jordan Michelle @bringe_it_on Yesterday one of my students called me mom. I’ve officially made it. 05:37 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bringe_it_on 19. TeacherGoals @teachergoals Accurate! 💯 🌐 https://t.co/leSsDUoopL 07:57 PM - 21 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @teachergoals 20. Benjamin Knight @teachbk27 Someone farted in class the other day, and a kid accused ME of doing it. I told them I don't fart in class and that if I did, I would go out in the hallway. Now, anytime I leave the classroom, they ask, "Are you going out to fart?" I'm dead. 🤦🏼♂️😂 #thirdgrade 05:02 AM - 13 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @teachbk27 21. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 The greatest gift I could ever receive for Teacher Appreciation Week would be for all the 6th graders to wear deodorant for an entire week straight. 12:57 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Cheeseboy22 22. kidiboops @QUAYSTER One of my students asked me yesterday when will I marry? I sent her out 07:21 PM - 10 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @QUAYSTER 23. Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy I missed being a teacher yesterday so I let my coffee go cold, didn’t pee for 7 hours and stood in my living room repeating myself. 02:44 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kryzazzy 24. Hannah H. @hanthethinks Here to provide your antidote to all the teachers posting photos of scores of thank you notes and 'this is my *why*" type stuff. Feedback noted. 😂 04:08 PM - 15 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hanthethinks 25. TeacherGoals @teachergoals Guilty! 🙋♀️🙋♂️ 10:24 PM - 14 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @teachergoals If you think these teachers are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!