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This son who partied a little too hard last night.
2.
This kid who clearly has a way with words.
3.
This kid whose artistic ability didn't quite live up to his sister's.
4.
This church that really could have rephrased a little.
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This daughter who really needs to read the fine print.
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This son-in-law who had remarkably bad timing.
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This husband who got to Hallmark just a tad too late.
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And this husband who did absolutely nothing.
9.
This restaurant that tried catering to a different demographic.
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This son who underestimated the importance of social media.
11.
This Pizza Hut that clearly missed the meaning of the day.
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This daughter whose Pinterest dreams were a bit too lofty.
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This son who just couldn't resist.
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This store that was slightly underprepared.
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This Dad who meant well but fell a little short.
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And this Dad who just plain fucked up.