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14 Kids Whose Parents Have Definitely Said "That's Not My Kid" Once Or Twice

They're random and they don't care who knows it.

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1. This kid, who made a special dinner request to Mom and Dad:

"Just two ice cubes, please."
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"Just two ice cubes, please."

2. The kid who left her dolls in a really, um, compromising position:

What's up with the handcuffed doll in the mirror, tho?
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What's up with the handcuffed doll in the mirror, tho?

3. This kid, who peeled the peas before eating them, because the good part, guys:

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4. And this kid, who is dead serious about the protection of his assets:

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5. This kid, who decided he'd rather hand out candy than go get it for himself:

Hmm, I see what you're doing, kid.
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Hmm, I see what you're doing, kid.

6. This kid, who likes the feel of cheese between her toes.

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7. This kid, who only ate the heads off the Peeps.

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8. And this kid, who refused to eat his spaghetti and meatballs unless they were hidden in…veggies?!:

Where they make those kids at?
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Where they make those kids at?

9. The kid who left this sweet note for their parents, just because:

This kid's going places.
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This kid's going places.

10. This kid, who couldn't decide where to start:

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11. This kid, who wanted maximum protection:

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12. This kid, who decided to make her own snack:

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13. This kid, who requested the apple peels in her lunch so she could eat them, too:

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14. And the kid who performed brain surgery on Barbie in the name of curiosity.

Poor, poor Barbie.
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Poor, poor Barbie.

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