1.
This kid, who put ketchup on their pancakes:
2.
This kid, who used their mom's nipple shield as a hat for Spider-Man:
3.
This kid, who ate their way through a lime, skin and all:
4.
This kid, who ate the M&M's out of an M&M's cookie, then put it back in the box:
5.
This kid, who trimmed one of his fingernails into a "crown":
6.
And this kid, whose mom told him to "chill," and he took it literally:
7.
This kid, who sent his mom an important, timely text:
8.
This kid, who wanted a grape-and-mayo sandwich for lunch:
9.
This kid, whose dolls are taking part in some sort of mysterious deal on the stairs:
10.
This kid, who created a horrifying faceless Lego coven:
11.
And this kid, who seems to be having some sort of rubber ducky seance...?
12.
This kid, who ripped all the bristles out of their brush for fun:
13.
This kid, who packed his backpack with the necessities: a pair of pajama bottoms, a Nerf gun, and a potato:
14.
This kid, who prefers to watch movies in a laundry basket, holding an umbrella:
15.
And this kid, who wanted a Tom Selleck cake for her third birthday because, Tom Selleck:
