1. This kid, who uses chip clips to achieve her desired hairstyle:
2. This kid, who wanted the piece she wanted:
3. This kid, who made a snowman out of his freezer's frost:
4. This kid, who used a tampon to make Barbie a purse to match her outfit:
5. And this kid, who may be the greatest inventor of our time:
Two self inflating whoopee cushions taped to the bottom of his shoes. Fart shoes. #MyKidIsWeird
6. This kid, who stuffs your clothes in the toilet when you make her mad:
7. This kid, who knows how to keep people on their toes:
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable.
8. This kid, who used smelly markers and a fan to make their own room freshener:
9. This kid, who wanted banana juice:
10. This kid, who didn't want his balloon to float away:
11. This kid, who knows the value of privacy:
My son had his fish tank removed from his room every time he got dressed because he needed privacy. #mykidisweird
12. This kid, who wears rubber gloves while she eats so her hands don't get dirty:
13. This kid, who protects her computer turn at all costs:
Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.
14. This kid, who knows how to make the most out of a sectional couch:
15. And this kid, who will outsmart you every single time:
The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick.