You put on your lipstick and are ready to conquer the night
and then your friend is like:
Since "hey, guys, but my lipstick is so on point rn," isn't an excuse, you're going to eat that slice of pizza.
And you think to yourself, "I won't smudge it if I take little bites."
When your friends give you shade for looking like a weirdo:
So you open your mouth wide,
and successfully feed yourself without messing up your lips.
One bite later and you're thinking, "it tastes SO GOOD."
After devouring your food, you turn to your friend:
When food and lipstick battle, food will always win.
Reapply after your meal and don't worry about it.
Don't let that lipstick stop you. Eat your heart out.