Dear World, this is Jennifer Lopez in 2014. She's 44 and SMOKING HOT.
This is Jennifer Lopez at 22, as a "fly girl" on In Living Color. Is it just me or is J.Lo getting hotter and hotter as each year passes by?!
1995 – If my theory is correct, then "Jenny from the Block" has been catfishing us all for the past 19 years.
1996 — Like, I think some serious "Benjamin Buttoning" is happening around here.
1997 — Watch in utter wonder as she gets hotter and hotter with each passing year.
1998 — I mean 1998 was such a good year in the J.Lo anti-aging campaign that George Clooney started to pay attention.
1999 — Oh, hey, GOLD DRESS, looking damn fine.
2000 — And then there was 2000, the year of Y2K, Gladiator, and the dress that literally stopped time. YES, TIME LITERALLY STOPPED for J.Lo's dress.
2001 — Big fucking year for Jennifer Lopez, folks. First, the best rom-com ever, The Wedding Planner, comes out.
She "got real" with Ja Rule.
2002 — Under immense pressure, Jennifer's hair regresses in its hotness value, her face, however, moves bravely onward toward it goal of 2014 hotness.
2003 — Bennifer emerges in all its Hollywood glory. Jennifer continues to get sexier.
2004 — DISASTER: Our beloved Bennifer separates. Jennifer gives no fucks, like a hot phoenix from the hot ashes she emerges even hotter than before.
2005 — J from the B is IN LOVE AGAIN! She appears on TRL looking all kinds of adorable.
"Isn't it hilarious how hot I am?"
2006 — J.Lo grows hotter by the minute. Marc Anthony? Well...
2007 — An aging portrait of Jennifer Lopez hangs hidden in an attic somewhere. She is Dorian Gray.
Also: J.Lo returns to TRL, this time with Lizzie McGuire in tow. Why TRL continues to be a thing in 2007 is anyone's guess.
2008 — Jenny arrives to an event wearing this while she stares into the souls of everyone in a 10-foot radius. The whole world collectively faints.
2009 — Lopez turns 40, and wears this skintight bodysuit as a big, giant fuck-you to all the haters.
Marc Anthony is still around, and apparently loves the bodysuit.
2010 — Good year. Matthew and Jennifer are reunited and we all pray that The Wedding Planner 2: Mary Gets Married will become a reality.
Here is a close-up of her face. The woman is ***FLAWLESS.
2011 — Jennifer joins American Idol. She basks in the glory of her own hotness.
2012 — Good-bye, Marc; hello, Casper, hereafter known as the friendly hottie.
2013 — Transformation 90% complete. J.Lo is hotter than you and she knows it. Thus she makes this face at you in pity.
2014 — Jennifer Lopez is crowned hotter than anyone who ever lived. Through her reverse-aging process she has given hope to people everywhere who have not yet reached their peak.
2050 – Through the miracle of "science," we have predicted what J.Lo will look like at 81.