Buzz·Posted on May 3, 201331 Signs You Grew Up Seventh-Day Adventist"No it's not a cult, we're just vegetarian Christians."by Ashly PerezBuzzFeed Motion Pictures StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You know a haystack has nothing to do with actual hay. blogger.com It's your favorite lunch, stacked high with lettuce, tomatoes, beans, veggie chili, cheese and globs and globs of sour cream. 2. Every Saturday is a constant stream of: preachingplace.com 3. All of your best jokes were about Ellen G. White. andrews.edu Except when your parents were around, because they would be pissed if they knew your were joking about Ellen G. White. 4. And every once in a while you threw in a joke about "The Great Disappointment." spaac.net 5. You were once an Adventurer and Pathfinder. "Girl Scout? What's that?" 6. PSR is forever tied to your memories of summer camp, sixth-grade camp, and any and all church retreats. montriwongworawat.com 7. You were either born here, went to school here, or are currently working here. lomalindahealth.org 8. You attended ____________ Adventist Academy from K-12. activerain.com Insert the name of your city. 9. Piercing your ears made you an absolute rebel. Pierced ears = badventist. 10. You regularly went to Friday night vespers. peachtreeu.wordpress.com 11. And you have been on a lot of Missions Trips. adventistcolleges.org 12. Anytime you saw this, you knew you wouldn't be able to watch it. Don't forget Sabbath starts on sundown Friday. 13. Until the "advent" of iTunes, this is where you did all your music shopping. shopfairoaksmall.com 14. A fun Friday night likely consisted of this: deercreekchurch.com 15. You never had a real prom. seattlelimoforhire.com Because obviously dancing wasn't allowed. So instead you had a themed "banquet" where your entertainment was typically some kind of juggler. blogger.com 16. Because of the no dancing rule, this is the basic extent of your dancing skills. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF newschoolers.com 17. When it came time to pick a college, these were your basic choices: 18. And if you were a real rebel, you went here for a semester: 19. 99% of your friends are studying to become a doctor, nurse, med-tech, or pharmacist. facebook.com 20. You know what a quarterly is. visitstillwaters.com 21. Your parents probably have around 15 of these stashed away somewhere. 22. Your church definitely had one of these. airbrushmagic.com 23. Where you had your fair share of potlucks. dgsda.org 24. You knew that every 13th Sabbath you could expect this: wordpress.com Don't worry it's just grape juice. 25. And this: news.adventist.org Although you and your friends were always conveniently busy during foot-washing. 26. Your pantry probably looks something like this. Ashley Perez Veggie meat for days! 27. At every party, graduation, or wedding you went to Martinelli's was the drink of choice. samsclub.com 28. Although technically speaking you were a strict vegetarian, you always found it hard to resist pepperoni. dostalalley.com Which you conveniently forgot was pork. 29. Your favorite Adventist factoid was that Kellogg's was founded by Seventh-day Adventists as an alternative to the unhealthy foods of the day. images.businessweek.com 30. Though, ironically enough, Little Debbie's was also founded by Seventh-day Adventists. couponconnections.com LOL 31. And most importantly, you love bragging about how Seventh-day Adventists are one of the five groups of people that live the longest in the world. dietsinreview.s3.amazonaws.com Seriously, here's the proof.